Is there any way to just trust your wife to pick out a new house and be assured of a big enough garage? I'm f'n tired of being dragged around Collin and Denton county looking at houses every weekend.
Every f'n house in the DFW metroplex built past 1987 has tiny garages. It's pis*sin' me off! These homebuilders must have p*ssies, because they've totally forgotten the need for a garage.
I don't really give a flying rats tailend about kitchens, bathrooms, and all of that other non-sense. That's womanly stuff. I just want a garage big enough to put my tools and exercise equipment in, and a backyard with a decent porch or deck to grill on.
Am I asking for too much?