Today my boss announced that she is taking my department on a lunch hour "field trip." We are going to visit a paper supply company. To prevent me from slowly killing myself by slicing myself with paper cuts, please humor me with some ways I can maintain my sanity during this outing.
Dunder Mifflin references are most welcome.
Is she buying lunch? If so, I wouldn't complain.
Whats the guy in the very front ****ed off about?
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Most likely, no.Originally Posted by crawfish
Didnt you talk awhile back about text messaging her?
Text her the whole time.
Make a bunch of off-color "ream" jokes.
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umm, be happy youre getting paid to do nothing?
I'm tired of chasing my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and catch up with them later.
Feign sobriety while asking a relevant question. Convince yourself you actually sound like you are on top of the all this "paper" stuff. Then quickly excuse yourself to go barf. Come back and ask another relevant question.
I so am glad my exorbitant bar dues are being put to good use. My wife got her nursing license bill this week. $75 bucks for 2 years.They get a publication too, so don't spring that excuse on me.
A paper supply company? Someone told me M was an adult.
That sucks.Most likely, no.
It's an odd day at my office when there isn't some leftovers from a company-purchased lunch in the break room. Today, it's sandwiches, chips and cookies.
She's in one of those "special" jobs they give to OSU grads.A paper supply company? Someone told me M was an adult.
Well, you must work for an organization that doesn't consider you a second-class citizen!That sucks.
It's an odd day at my office when there isn't some leftovers from a company-purchased lunch in the break room. Today, it's sandwiches, chips and cookies.
Field trip went as expected, and I'm out $13 from lunch.
What did you learn?
We learned how some paper is thicker than others. See? This one carries a heavier weight.
Some paper is shiny. Some paper is colored. Some paper is textured.
It was exciting as it sounds.
BTW...I found this information on the internet.
Paper Types
I didn't have to take a field trip...buy my own lunch or hang out with my boss.
Your Boss should probably be fired for wasting Company resources.
YWIA
We learned how some paper is thicker than others. See? This one carries a heavier weight.
Some paper is shiny. Some paper is colored. Some paper is textured.
It was exciting as it sounds.
But... but... HOW DO I MAIL IT??? I MIGHT NEED TO BUY AN ENVELOPE!!!1 WHAT DO I DO????
Did I mention that, normally, I'm just getting the stuff that wasn't eaten by some other group for a lunch meeting?
I think you need to send your experience to Scott Adams. That is frickin' unbelievable.
Can I get some shiny, colored paper with texture? In heavier weight?
Real Name: Mark
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