My BIL is working on the North Slope in Alaska. He sent me these pics today. He told me they dared this guy (one of their coworkers) to try to ride a Polar Bear. He had been drinking a little, and decided to take them up on the dare. He's lucky he wasn't eaten alive.
"Charlie don't surf!"
That right there is funny
If I am right, then religious fundamentalists will not go to Heaven, because there is no Heaven. If THEY are right, then they will not go to Heaven, because they are hypocrites.
-Isaac Asimov
I'd have to be pretty wasted to consider riding a bear.
For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.
Reminds me of a Joke
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
That's just a little polar bear. Them suckers get huge.
I've had bulls chase me around a truck before, and that's scary enough. Screw that polar bear business.
"And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne
In all my drinking days I NEVER got that drunk.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.
Your brother's friend is an idiot.
"The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)
That reminds me of this picture
To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high
Akin to riding a bengal tiger-a death wish.
Put a lid on it! Kiss it goodbye. We gave it away, and apparently thought it made sense to do so.
Bearf***er! Do you need assistance?
... that's not food.
Now, where's that Eskimo woman I'm supposed to wrestle!!!???
Ba Da BuM!!!
The only thing worse than people who tailgate are those people who won't get out of my way when I get right behind them.
That was the Joke . But This is a family Board sos I wasnt gonna say it .Originally Posted by OzarkSooner
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
LMAO...if there was money invoved Iwould do it.
i got tree fiddy
Luke Skywalker would have lightsabered the heck outta that bear.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed now is he . . .
Bet the Darwin Awards people are super p**sed they didn't get a candidate out of this guy.
Man, I haven't heard that joke in ages. It was always one of my favorites. Thanks for inducing the polar bear induced laughs!
Why didn't you show THE REST of the pictures?
Put a lid on it! Kiss it goodbye. We gave it away, and apparently thought it made sense to do so.
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