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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member VeeJay's Avatar
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    Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    Fake botox doctor has really screwed up Elvis' love child.

    She's All Shook Up

    She's 62 and she's trying to look 25. What's up with these people?

    Freaks.

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    Re: Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    The real question is with how much money these people make you would think they wouldn't mind ponying up the cash to find a doctor that was well recommeded by their peers and not just a new doc looking for a big splash.

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    Re: Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    Here's your sign.

    And Homey thinks OSU-Med Center has problems...

    Serrano was a good-looking doc from Argentina

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    Re: Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    Dr. Nick does excellent work.

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    Re: Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    That woman's face has seen more knives than Benihana.
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Re: Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    that's as creepy looking as her ex mike.
    I'm tired of chasing my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and catch up with them later.

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    Re: Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    "If you is old and ugly then old and ugly is what you is. Don't go fretting it, just be old and ugly and good at it."

    Clifton Chenier - Father of Zydeco Music
    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.

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    Re: Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    Quote Originally Posted by shaun4411 View Post
    that's as creepy looking as her ex mike.
    Dude, you're joking, right?

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    Re: Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    Quote Originally Posted by 12 View Post
    Dude, you're joking, right?
    why would i be? thats creepy.
    I'm tired of chasing my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and catch up with them later.

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    Re: Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    I will never watch "The Naked Gun" the same way again.

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    Re: Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    Alright, I've had a few snorts so here we go.

    Priscilla's favorite E-tunes:

    Botch Me Tender
    All Lubed Up
    Jailhouse Tox
    Blue Suede Lips
    That's Not Alright Momma
    Suspicious Results
    Return To Surgeon

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    Re: Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    Quote Originally Posted by VeeJay View Post
    She's 62 and she's trying to look 25. What's up with these people?
    Hold on...I'll ask the missus and get back to ya!

    I'm here permanently now folks...try the veal!

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    Re: Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    Quote Originally Posted by shaun4411 View Post
    that's as creepy looking as her ex mike.
    wrong generation.
    "The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead

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    Re: Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    Yeah, Michael Jackson married Lisa Marie, not Priscilla.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    lube makes it go down easier.
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    Re: Priscilla Presley Had Industrial Lubricants Injected In Her Face

    The other night on Dancing with the Stars someone made a joke. Everyone laughed but Priscilla because her face couldn't move. She looks like a Chucky doll.

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