How about a name that has absolutely nothing to do with Oklahoma? The Oklahoma City Longhorns!!! Kevin Durant would be at home...!
How about a name that has absolutely nothing to do with Oklahoma? The Oklahoma City Longhorns!!! Kevin Durant would be at home...!
"If your dream ain't bigger than you, there's a problem with your dream." -Deion Sanders
might as well be the OKC Asshats or OKC D-Bags at that point
OKC Tornados...
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Oklahoma Thunderbirds...paying tribute to OUr state's proud Indian heritage and the glorious history of the 45 Infantry Division.
the rest of these are offered in jest
Oklahoma Scissortails would be cool, but no one outside of Oklahoma would get it and the players would be made fun of.
Oklahoma Crystals (paying homage to our prominance in methamphetimene production and national leadership in incarcerating women as a result thereof)
Oklahoma Doublewides
Oklahoma Gamblers...hey, we got more casinos per capita than any state except for Nevada.
Oklahoma Gas. We're number two in natural gas production, and natural gas smells like number two after they add that stinky stuff at the pipeline that makes it possible for people to detect leaks.
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I think I like Thunderbirds.
So long as it's named in honor of the state's rich Indian heritage and not the lake.
Just imagine there's a really obnoxious graphical sig here
I don't particularly dislike Thunderbirds, I'm just hearing that it has already been discussed and rejected.
Well, crap.
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
Yes, I'm finally willing to grant you victories in "professional sports" and "nicely landscaped drainage ditches".
SWEET!!! Now if we can just pass MAPS for Hills, and we wait 40-50 years for the trees we planted on the river to mature, we will SO kick your ***.
Well, crap.
As long as you don't pass a MAPS to replace all that f*cking clay with actual dirt, we'll always have you beat at "ease of laundering dirty clothes".
Also, I don't think you guys can sneak the Center Of The Universe out of downtown like you were able to do when you stole the State Seal from Guthrie.
I'm actually interested to hear what John Rohde's idea for a name will be. I really think it will be about as bad as "Oklahoma City Longhorns."
"If your dream ain't bigger than you, there's a problem with your dream." -Deion Sanders
That guy's a major dork.
What about traditional names from other pro leagues? NFL and MLB have a 'Giants'.. I always liked 'Titans' too. 'Stars' would be cool but there's already a 'Suns' and the Dallas Stars are so geographically close.
'Arsenal' sounds cool.. a salute to the military installations in OK?
Idunno
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