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    Man impaled through groin

    Ouch

    A MAN was taken to hospital with metal spikes embedded in his groin today after he became impaled on a fence while taking a short cut.

    The 33-year-old was found by police on patrol in Merton Square, Blyth, Northumberland at 1.38am.

    A Northumbria Police spokesman said: “A 33-year-old male was conscious and able to tell officers he had been taking a short cut over a wall when he feel onto metal spikes on top of the wall.

    “The spikes had completely penetrated his right thigh near to his groin area.”

    The spokesman said firefighters cut him free but he was taken to hospital with the spikes still in his leg.

    He is expected to undergo surgery later today but he is not thought to be in a life threatening condition.

    Police said his family are with him in hospital.

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    Re: Man impaled through groin

    what he didn't tell, is that his gf pushing him as he was going over it
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    Re: Man impaled through groin

    dang
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: Man impaled through groin

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerboomer93
    what he didn't tell, is that his gf pushing him as he was going over it


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    Re: Man impaled through groin

    i know a hospital they can take him to thats life threatening

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Man impaled through groin

    As Dean would tell you: 'taint fun.
    Well, crap.

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    Re: Man impaled through groin

    What the hell is 33 year old doing taking short cuts over fences? That's a kids game. He should have known better.
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    Re: Man impaled through groin

    That's nuts!

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    Re: Man impaled through groin

    Missed it by that much.


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    Re: Man impaled through groin

    That just sounded like it was groining to hurt.
    Ahahahaha...I like it!

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