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    Baylor Ambassador SicEmBaylor's Avatar
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    I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    I took off almost an entire week to see SicEmEx. That isn't the story though, but I need to set things up.

    Before I drove back to Waco (yesterday), I decided to check my oil and the engine coolant because my car seems to go through a lot of both. My oil looked fine but when I checked out the coolant it appeared to be empty. Now, as bad as I am with mechanics, I have done this at least a couple dozen times. It's not a huge deal even for me.

    Nonetheless, I checked the coolant and it looked empty. I had about a quarter of a gallon of antifreeze, so I proceeded to dump it into the appropriate chamber. The problem is, I put it down the wrong chamber and instead of putting it into the radiator -- I put it directly itno the engine where the oil is suppose to go. I honestly don't know what the hell I was thinking because I absoltuely no better than that. I was in a hurry though and not paying a great deal of attention.

    So, I tell my father and after a string of expletives he told me to VERY SLOWLY drive to the local lube and oil place and get an oil change. I show up and I wasn't going to tell them what happened but at first they thought I had a blown head-gasket because they saw water in my oil. I told them I had dumped anti-freeze in there and after laughing they fixed it up for me. They continued to snicker though.

    Anywhoo, they said I should get another oil change after 100 miles because they couldn't get it all out or something. I was on my way to Waco though and wasn't about to stop after 100 miles for another oil change. The car is running just fine though after more than 350 miles so I think I'm fine.
    Last edited by SicEmBaylor; 3/2/2008 at 07:46 PM.

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    dude, i don't think you have to worry about getting picked on for that story. Nobody's going to get past the first sentence.
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    You amaze me. Thats all I can say
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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    i'm going to go ahead and rate this five-stars in anticipation.

    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    if you have any remaining man card points, you lost all of them and are so far in the red that you'll never get on the positive side for as long as you live.

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    I have decided you are making all of this **** up. You have to be. Not just this story but most of them...
    Posse Member hoping for middle manager, Yep , I dont know ****

    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    You really should've blamed the pouring of coolant on your ex.

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    Quote Originally Posted by OUHOMER
    I have decided you are making all of this **** up. You have to be. Not just this story but most of them...
    This one is very true. How the hell do you think I would know that putting anti-freeze in the oil tank would make the car appear as if it had busted a head gasket? I don't even know WTF a head gasket is.

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
    This one is very true. How the hell do you think I would know that putting anti-freeze in the oil tank would make the car appear as if it had busted a head gasket? I don't even know WTF a head gasket is.
    dude, that's pretty obvious from your other stories
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
    This one is very true. How the hell do you think I would know that putting anti-freeze in the oil tank would make the car appear as if it had busted a head gasket? I don't even know WTF a head gasket is.
    I would explain it to ya, But it would be over your head.
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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    SicEm has to be SoonerWill. Think about it. If you were gonna create an alter-ego that was just the opposite of SoonerWill, who would it be? Exactly.
    "Great advice, kid. Way to step up to the plate and knock it out of the park for Team Fail." - bri

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    I just wanted to be in on the first page of this fiasco.
    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    Sic Em, I've long believed your online persona to be full of exaggeration; in this case, go ahead and take their advice, change the oil again quick, and then do it again in about 500 more miles.

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    Quote Originally Posted by PrideTrombone
    SicEm has to be SoonerWill. Think about it. If you were gonna create an alter-ego that was just the opposite of SoonerWill, who would it be? Exactly.
    I was thinking the same thing. Has anybody ever meet Sicem?
    Posse Member hoping for middle manager, Yep , I dont know ****

    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."

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    I'm a tolerant mother****er.

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    somehow i'm glad I can't read sic'ems posts.
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    Wow, just wow.

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerbrat
    somehow i'm glad I can't read sic'ems posts.
    ...something about the ex-wife and a head job....
    "I'm going to request that you stop posting in this thread." - circa 2008
    "Why does there have to be so much immature stuff on here?" - circa 2010

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    Quote Originally Posted by swardboy
    ...something about the ex-wife and a head job....
    Thats it putting into the wrong hole or something? Something only Sicem could do.
    Posse Member hoping for middle manager, Yep , I dont know ****

    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."

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    I'm a tolerant mother****er.

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    Quote Originally Posted by OUHOMER
    I was thinking the same thing. Has anybody ever meet Sicem?
    yes. He was at the baylor tailgate.

    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: I hestiate to tell this story, but I can't help myself...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerk
    I just wanted to be in on the first page of this fiasco.
    ditto
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