I just saw Penelope.
In it, REESE WITHERSPOON rides a VESPA!
HA!
And Christina Ricci is hawt. Even with the pig-nose thing.
HAWT.
Dang.
Christina Ricci > Natalie Portman.
There, I said it.
I'm poting like Jenni Carlson.
Jenni.
Carlson.