Why???

[C&CDean]

I've been spending a LOT of time in the Baltimore area. While there, the hotel GM has hooked me up with a free membership to a big ol' gym called Lifetime Fitness. As gyms go, it's a Taj Mahal.

Anyhow, that's not what I'm asking why? about. What I'm asking why? about is this:

What the **** is wrong with you guys who snot in the shower? Seriously. This place has about 30 shower stalls, and every time I go in there all I hear around me is filthy, disgusting, non-caring about hygiene, dog ****ers blowing their snot into the shower. Hacking and coughing loogies too.

If you are a shower snot blower/loogie hacker may I just say this: I hope you ****ing choke to death on your next loogie. I hope you lose some brain matter the next time you blow your filthy snot onto the floor of a public shower.

Every time I hear it I loudly say "alright galdammit, who's the ****ing pig who's got no home training?"

Seriously, if you blow your nose in the shower you are nastier than a nasty thing.

[BigRedJed]

Do you tap your feet when you're in there?

[Beef]

People leave dirty band-aids in my gym showers. I'll take snot over that.

[sooner_born_1960]

But peeing is still ok, right?

[Whet]

what about urinating in the shower?

[C&CDean]

Do you tap your feet when you're in there?

I would, but they're stuck to the floor.

[BigRedJed]

Ugh. You just out-grossed me. Who here didn't see THAT coming?

[sooner_born_1960]

I've tried bringing kleenex in the shower with me. It just doesn't work well.

[Mjcpr]

That ain't snot.

[C&CDean]

what about urinating in the shower?

I can't hear you ****ing in the shower.

[shaun4411]

that is why i wear sandals.

[sooner_born_1960]

that is why i wear sandals.

So you can't hear people blowing their noses?

[C&CDean]

Here's the deal. Take your shower like a normal person. Then dry off. Then go to the sink counter and blow your nasty nose on a kleenex like you're ****ing supposed to. Geez, it ain't that hard to not be a nasty mother****er people.

[sooner_born_1960]

But the warm moist air loosens the mucus.

[C&CDean]

But the warm moist air loosens the mucus.

Exactly. Get out and blow it where you're supposed to nastyman.

[shaun4411]

So you can't hear people blowing their noses?

no, the noise doesnt bother me. its kind of expected for men to do manly masculine crap like blowing snot out of his nose. the shower isnt the place for saying excuse me and using a tissue. outside of the bathroom is different. but the bathroom is man's domain. we reserve full right to be manly in the bathroom. no, that doesnt include gay sex.

[sooner_born_1960]

Exactly. Get out and blow it where you're supposed to nastyman.

I propose a compromise. I'll stay out of Baltimore community showers, and you stay out of my bathroom.

This is your last warning.

[C&CDean]

My wife is about 5'4", and goes about a buck-ten. She'd whoop my *** to a pulp if I ever blew snot in her shower. And I'd let her.

BTW, blowing your nose onto the floor of a place where other people might step in it with their bare feet is not "manly." It's ****ing filthy. Your parents ****ed up raising you.

[Mjcpr]

In most cases, it's a well controlled shot....you can find everything you launched and corral it towards the drain and nobody gets harmed. The problem occurs when one gets away from you. It could be on the wall, on the faucet handle, hanging off your lip, hanging off YOUR lip, you never know.

[TUSooner]

There you go:
Reason # 473 for why I don't work out.