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  1. 2/18/2008, 05:22 PM #1
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    Am I being tested?

    Sports Illustrated has been sending magazines to the office for a while. Well what do you know, today they send me the Swimsuit edition. For obvious reasons, that one will not sit in the lobby but my wife, who goes through the mail, doesn't just toss it in the trash...she brings it in to me. She did acknowledge that it was the SSE so she is aware of the scantily clad wimminz inside. She lays it face down on my desk, says something about a few of the suits being painted on, not real, but painted on suits, then walks away, leaving it there in all its glory.
    Now the question, am I suppose to look at it so I can comment when/if she asks about the painted on suits? Am I suppose to not look at it and say, I dunno I didn't ever look? or Look but act as if I hadn't?

    I'm thinking #3 will get me busted because she has marked it somehow to know if I've opened it or not...

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  2. 2/18/2008, 05:24 PM #2
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    Re: Am I being tested?

    I'm not happy until you're not happy.
  3. 2/18/2008, 05:24 PM #3
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    Re: Am I being tested?

    Make sure next time she sees it, the pages won't open....
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  4. 2/18/2008, 05:25 PM #4
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    Re: Am I being tested?

    Act Like you didnt Look .
    Send to me
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  5. 2/18/2008, 05:26 PM #5
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    Tell her no thanks unless you both look at it at the same time...
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  6. 2/18/2008, 08:10 PM #6
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    Re: Am I being tested?

    Ask her if you can paint a suit on her. That's what she wants. I think.
  7. 2/18/2008, 08:40 PM #7
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    Re: Am I being tested?

    Who cares if it's a trap, you gotta look.
  8. 2/18/2008, 08:40 PM #8
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    Re: Am I being tested?

    I really hope you didn't say "Thanks! If you need me I'll be in the bathroom."
  9. 2/18/2008, 08:42 PM #9
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    I think that if your wife is seriously threatened by you taking a peek at the swimsuit issue, that's her problem, not yours.

    Which makes it your problem, I guess.

    Hell, you're a doctor. Trade her in on a trophy wife.

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  10. 2/18/2008, 08:48 PM #10
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    Re: Am I being tested?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Rich
    I think that if your wife is seriously threatened by you taking a peek at the swimsuit issue, that's her problem, not yours.

    Which makes it your problem, I guess.

    Hell, you're a FAKE doctor. Trade her in on a trophy wife.

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  11. 2/18/2008, 08:49 PM #11
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    I was trying to be nice.
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)
  12. 2/18/2008, 08:51 PM #12
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    Tell her you didnt look at it because you were busy looking at actual porn.
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  13. 2/18/2008, 08:52 PM #13
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    Heh. The infamous "Yeah, honey, I'm totally desensitized to that now. You wouldn't BELIEVE the stuff I look at to get off now" defense.
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)
  14. 2/18/2008, 08:53 PM #14
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    Sure, read it/look at it. Then take the mag to her and tell her you want to paint a bikini onto her like the one from your mag. Then of course flip to the one you like the best and show her. That ought to work.

    I never renewed my recently expired subscription, but funny enough, they sent me that swimsuit edition as well. It's just a bunch of taunting pics anyways, it doesn't show TOO much.
  15. 2/18/2008, 09:59 PM #15
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    Re: Am I being tested?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Rich
    I was trying to be nice.
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  16. 2/18/2008, 10:37 PM #16
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    Re: Am I being tested?

    Fake doctor, fake swimsuits. It all makes sense.
  17. 2/18/2008, 11:22 PM #17
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    Re: Am I being tested?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Rich
    I think that if your wife is seriously threatened by you taking a peek at the swimsuit issue, that's her problem, not yours.

    Which makes it your problem, I guess.

    Hell, you're a doctor. Trade her in on a trophy wife.




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  18. 2/18/2008, 11:23 PM #18
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    oh wait..i was married to and dumped by a real doctor. nevermind.
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  19. 2/18/2008, 11:24 PM #19
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    Re: Am I being tested?

    people still look at the swimsuit issue?
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  20. 2/19/2008, 12:22 AM #20
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    Re: Am I being tested?

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott D
    people still look at the swimsuit issue?
    ...for the bodypainting!
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