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    Sorry Ladies

    He's no longer available

    single and virgin no more
    Bazinga

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    Well, crap.

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    Not that the newlyweds don't have their differences. "We may go a week and not speak to each other," he says, while she claims, "He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. … He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction."

    She adds, "I don't like the violence."
    Well, at least they're starting off on the right foot.
    Well, crap.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    He met her on the set of a movie. Presumably he was fetching coffee people, and she was a cleaning person.
    Well, crap.

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    Quote Originally Posted by BigRedJed
    Well, at least they're starting off on the right foot.
    I know.. I waited at least 6 months before we did the week of silence.

    I like how she says she loves his personality and then says he's too violent.which is a big part of the personailty I would think
    Bazinga

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    dangit.
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerbrat
    dangit.

    For some reason I knew this would be difficult for you.

    But I had to let you know so that you could begin the healing process.
    Bazinga

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    i'm crying on the inside.
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    BTW, even with all of his crazy history/shortness/whatever, I can guarantee you he could still pull FAR better action than that gummy-smiled Strawberry Shortcake lookalike if he put his mind to it. Dude shoulda lost his virginity when he was around 12. TO A SUPERMODEL.

    Gah. What a waste of celebrity.
    Well, crap.

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    Oh man...and I thought my marriage was gonna have it's difficulties due to some drastic differences.

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    where did it say he was a virgin?
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    no more.
    Real Name: Mark

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    The onetime Diff'rent Strokes star also admits that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.

    "I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone," he says. "I wasn't saving myself, she just happened to be the one."
    Doesn't that mean he was, but now isn't?
    Real Name: Mark

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    you don't have to be romantical to lose your virginity.
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    Even if he wasn't a virgin, he shoulda been knocking down mad skirt. SINCE HE WAS 12!!!

    Celebrity has a strange effect on non-celebrities.
    Well, crap.

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    Quote Originally Posted by BigRedJed
    Even if he wasn't a virgin, he shoulda been knocking down mad skirt. SINCE HE WAS 12!!!

    Celebrity has a strange effect on non-celebrities.
    yEAH NO ****.


    He is black too.

    Where the white woman at?????

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    Please God , Dont let them Breed.
    Thx an Amen
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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    if he's 4'8, he's hung like william hung.

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    Re: Sorry Ladies

    Quote Originally Posted by stoops the eternal pimp
    I know.. I waited at least 6 months before we did the week of silence.

    I like how she says she loves his personality and then says he's too violent.which is a big part of the personailty I would think
    I assume that when he gets too out of hand she can hang him on a coat hook in the closet.

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