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    Stayatworkdad yermom's Avatar
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    i know it's a little early to be handing out mother of the year awards...


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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 frankensooner's Avatar
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    Re: i know it's a little early to be handing out mother of the year awards...

    HOw could a woman that pretty ever get sideways of the law.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member JohnnyMack's Avatar
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    Re: i know it's a little early to be handing out mother of the year awards...

    Cops should be allowed to take their flashlights and/or ASPs upside the heads of people who do **** like that. Right there on the spot. Just smack 'em good once for doing stupid ****.

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    Re: i know it's a little early to be handing out mother of the year awards...

    She's too pretty for prison.
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    Re: i know it's a little early to be handing out mother of the year awards...

    How about a "Mothers of the year


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    Re: i know it's a little early to be handing out mother of the year awards...

    two silver pipes were recovered? whatever could those have been for?
    I got a bad mustache
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    I spend it on my stash.
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    Re: i know it's a little early to be handing out mother of the year awards...

    Britney?
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    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: i know it's a little early to be handing out mother of the year awards...

    She may be a crappy mother, but she's a GREAT beer deliverer.

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    Re: i know it's a little early to be handing out mother of the year awards...

    Quote Originally Posted by crawfish
    She may be a crappy mother, but she's a GREAT beer deliverer.
    You think so? Seems she was arrested on her last delivery trip...
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: i know it's a little early to be handing out mother of the year awards...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ike
    Two chicks and me always sounded fun.
    "If your dream ain't bigger than you, there's a problem with your dream." -Deion Sanders

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1
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    Re: i know it's a little early to be handing out mother of the year awards...

    Great. A three-way in a petri dish. Only SicEm could get excited about something like that.

    edit: and, apparently, tommieharris91

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    Re: i know it's a little early to be handing out mother of the year awards...

    Britney has mother of the year locked up for life.

    The rest of them are just playing for second place
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