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    Superbia in Proelio royalfan5's Avatar
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    Dear Performance Auto Group

    Does your plan of annoying people into buying a car from you actually work? Because calling me 5 times today with three different people is only going to get me to buy a car from Stan Olsen instead. Especially after I told you on Friday that I wasn't going to do anything until the end of the month. The other car dealers aren't doing this so, they will get to sell me a car, and you won't.
    For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.

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    Emma's Daddy! SoonerStormchaser's Avatar
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    Re: Dear Performance Auto Group

    Have we mentioned it comes in red and has leather seating?

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member 1stTimeCaller's Avatar
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    Re: Dear Performance Auto Group

    it also has driver and passenger airbags.
    one day

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    Stayatworkdad yermom's Avatar
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    Re: Dear Performance Auto Group

    have you seen the vanity mirror?

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member OUHOMER's Avatar
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    Re: Dear Performance Auto Group

    Whats it going take to get you to drive this beauty home today?
    Posse Member hoping for middle manager, Yep , I dont know ****

    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."

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    I'm a tolerant mother****er.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member 1stTimeCaller's Avatar
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    Re: Dear Performance Auto Group

    Listen to that exhaust. I know you lose a little of the feel by hearing it over the phone. Why don't you come down here and listen in person?
    one day

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    Dirty bastard soonerboomer93's Avatar
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    Re: Dear Performance Auto Group

    That's why I searched online, found something I thought I wanted
    then went in and test drove it
    “If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.”

    Bud Wilkinson

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member 1stTimeCaller's Avatar
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    Re: Dear Performance Auto Group

    Look, RF another salesman has a customer about to buy this fine machine. I can stall and hide it from them for an hour or so. If you want it you really need to come down here. I wouldn't do this for just any customer but that car just belongs with you.
    one day

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member KABOOKIE's Avatar
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    Re: Dear Performance Auto Group


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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Sooner24's Avatar
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    Re: Dear Performance Auto Group

    We can put some of these on it if you like.



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