NAME: Her Saucyness
AGE: 97
WEIGHT: 970lbs
MARITAL STATUS: Not like Al
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Still living
WHERE DO YOU LIVE: In a large rectangle
WHERE WERE YOU BORN: Oklmulgee
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW: Manimal
YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE: Plan 9 From Outer Space
YOUR FAVORITE CITIES: Guymon, Purcell, Antlers
WHAT DO YOU DRINK: fluids
WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE: almost any kind. I got stick down.
HOW MANY COMPUTERS DO YOU HAVE: none
MAC OR PC: N/A
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: Coffee
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR SHEETS: That is too personal
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR: institutional grey
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Oprah
FAVORITE SMELLS: turnip greens or Beets
WORSE FEELING IN THE WORLD: winning the lottery
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: chewing Aluminum
PETS: many Madagascar hissing cockroaches
BROTHERS & SISTERS: yes
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Forbidden Dance: Electric Bugaloo 2
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING: Time to use the facilities
ROLLER COASTERS-SCARY OR EXCITING: nah
PEN OR PENCIL? plume
MOUNTAIN OR BEACH? I like cliffs that overlook beaches
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 1/2
COUNTRY OR CITY PERSON: neither
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: both
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: mostly, sometimes I put on the cruise and get a drink out of the mini-fridge.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: I hate tornado storms.
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE: Ruth Buzzi or Tyne Daly
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CAR: Ford Shelby Cobra
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Prison Matron
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE: rainbow
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM: Whatever the monkeys want to throw
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: are you kidding, It is empty, and keep 'em coming!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT: Curling
ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS: righty
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED: Dust bunnies and aligators.
WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ABOUT LAWYERS: LAWYERS ROCK YOUR FACE OFF!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE: "in the (bleep)"