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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Jerk's Avatar
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    SO medical people...

    I smashed my finger in a door so bad that the fingernail turned black

    This was last Wednesday.

    The nail is still black a week later.

    Will the fingernail eventually 'fall off' or what?

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Whet's Avatar
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    Re: SO medical people...

    say good bye to that nail!

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    Re: SO medical people...

    always in these situations of nail smashidge, heat up a needle w/ a lighter, and melt through the nail.

    YWIA

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    Re: SO medical people...

    Rub some dirt on it.

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    Re: SO medical people...

    You guys are awful.


    It may or may not fall off. Depends on how much damage to the nail/nailbed there is.
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    Re: SO medical people...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mongo
    always in these situations of nail smashidge, heat up a needle w/ a lighter, and melt through the nail.

    YWIA
    I'll do it Friday night after I'm all liquored up.

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    Re: SO medical people...

    Or what.

    You're welcome!
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
    (Shoo-bee doo-wah)

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    Re: SO medical people...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerk
    I'll do it Friday night after I'm all liquored up.
    could be too late, the blood could already be clotted.

    do it anyway and post pics

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    Re: SO medical people...

    Quote Originally Posted by TUSooner
    Or what.

    You're welcome!
    phew...thank God. That's my nose-picker.

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    Re: SO medical people...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerk
    I'll do it Friday night after I'm all liquored up.
    If it's not hurtin' don't bother. Without pressure, you won't even get to see blood spurt & stuff, so it's hardly worth it.
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
    (Shoo-bee doo-wah)

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    Re: SO medical people...

    That nail is definitely going to come off.

    Seriously, I wouldn't necessarily bother with poking a hole in it after this amount of time. It will come off when it comes off.
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    Re: SO medical people...

    What is it with you guys and pokin' holes in stuff?


    It's gonna be fine. Trust me. I am a medical professional.
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    Re: SO medical people...

    Ya need to soak the Hole finger in er over night . It will be ok then .
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    Re: SO medical people...

    O.M.F.G.
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    Re: SO medical people...

    i recommend 2 enemas and an aspirin.

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    Re: SO medical people...

    You forgot "and call me in the morning."
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    Re: SO medical people...

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerGirl06
    You forgot "and call me in the morning."

    well, if he takes my advice he's gonna be pretty pist.

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    Re: SO medical people...

    Walk it off
    I fly fake airplanes

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    Re: SO medical people...

    Paint the rest of them black so you have a matched set.

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    Re: SO medical people...

    Quote Originally Posted by critical_phil
    well, if he takes my advice he's gonna be pretty pist.
    pist ain't what usually happens with the enemas. Didn't they teach you that in nursing school?
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