"Too Pretty for Prison" violates parole

[Okla-homey]

Debra Lafave is back in the news. Done with house arrest, she's on parole. You remember her, she's the former FL teacher convicted of molesting a young teenaged boy. She avoided prison because the judge thought she was too pretty and would suffer too much in the jug.

Anyhoo, she llegedly violated the terms of her parole by talking to teenaged co-workers at the FL restaurant where she waitresses. I guess this means the ankle bracelet goes back on and back to the house.



Deb. listen up. If you keep this up, your craziness is going to eventually exceed your looks' ability to keep you out of the hoosegow. Stop it.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

[Fugue]

The parole/probation folks let her get a job as a waitress with other teenagers?

[Okieflyer]

The parole/probation folks let her get a job as a waitress with other teenagers?

Teenager: Debra could you pass that tray?

Debra: I cannot talk to you, you are too young.

Police: your under arrest for talking to a teen!

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Teenager: Debra could you pass that tray?

Debra: I cannot talk to you, you are too young.

Police: your under arrest for talking to a teen!

heh and no chit. Not condoning anything but this is almost unbelievable.

[Okla-homey]

heh and no chit. Not condoning anything but this is almost unbelievable.

here's the really wierd part. The restaurant is named "Danny Boy's"

You can't make this stuff up folks.

[achiro]

I hear it was a 17(almost 18) y.o. girl she was talking to.

[Okla-homey]

I hear it was a 17(almost 18) y.o. girl she was talking to.

That appears to be the case. I think the problem was she called her on the phone when neither were working. Strictly speaking, that was a violation of her parole.

silly nevertheless. What part of "don't have any unnecessary contact with minors" does she not understand?

[StoopTroup]

Debra: Hey (Co-workers name)what's up?

CW: Oh nothing...how are you?

Debra: Fine.

CW: Cool. What's up?

Debra: I hope I wasn't bothering you but I noticed you weren't working this week and I had a question.

CW: Oh...well what did you need?

Debra: I was wondering when your birthday was because I wanted to get you something really special.

CW: You don't have to do that.

Debra: But I want to do it...for you.

CW: Hangs up and calls 911.

[47straight]

She's too pretty to abide by the terms of her probation.

[TUSooner]

Obligatory
"I went to the wrong school" and
"Where were teachers like that when I was in school?"
post

[Curly Bill]

She should be placed under house arrest!








My house!

[TUSooner]

She's too pretty to abide by the terms of her probation.

It's comedy gold like that that keep me coming back to the SO.

[SoonerTerry]

with the fist of an angry god..


to quote another poster..

[StoopTroup]

I just wanted to look at her once more before I go to work.

[Okla-homey]

She should be place under house arrest!








My house!

She's back on the market. Her husband divorced her. Technically, her name is Debra Beasely now. I bet someone eventually marries her. Of course, they'll have to make sure the flower girl and ring bearer are at least 18.

This brings to mind an interesting question. Given her overall physical hawtness, how much crazy would a guy be willing to accept? Put another way, when does crazy outweigh hawtness in the overall hawtness/crazy cost benefit analysis?

[VeeJay]

This brings to mind an interesting question. Given her overall physical hawtness, how much crazy would a guy be willing to accept? Put another way, when does crazy outweigh hawtness in the overall hawtness/crazy cost benefit analysis?

A couple of violent outbursts, later chalked up to PMS, did it for me. Actually took two months for the craziness to manifest itself. Of course, in her eyes I was the idiot. I simply felt like I'd been blindsided by a hormonal locomotive.

[soonerbrat]

wait. she's not even allowed to talk to teenagers at all? if she works with them she is going to have to talk to them about something, right?

[OUDoc]

This brings to mind an interesting question. Given her overall physical hawtness, how much crazy would a guy be willing to accept? Put another way, when does crazy outweigh hawtness in the overall hawtness/crazy cost benefit analysis?

It's good for maybe a couple months, then it gets old.

[SoonerStormchaser]

A couple of violent outbursts, later chalked up to PMS, did it for me. Actually took two months for the craziness to manifest itself. Of course, in her eyes I was the idiot. I simply felt like I'd been blindsided by a hormonal locomotive.

I'm getting a full steam of that right now...