My folks have been in the process of moving from New Port Richey Florida to Table Rock Lake this past year. Daddy was going through some mementos that Mama had packed away in a truck and found a joint in my high school prom purse.
My dad just left a message on my answering machine
My folks have been in the process of moving from New Port Richey Florida to Table Rock Lake this past year. Daddy was going through some mementos that Mama had packed away in a truck and found a joint in my high school prom purse.
LMFAO!!! that's awesome!
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I was going to make a rufnek05 comment, but he beat me to it!
Did you tell him it wasn't yours and that a friend of yours asked you to hold it for her. That lie works every time!
I think I'm just going to tell him that I don't know how it got there. That was over 30 plus years ago.
Do you have a sister you can blame it on?
Oh, for crying out loud. You don't have to protect me any longer. Tell him the truth.Originally Posted by MamaMia
I think I'm just going to tell him that I don't know how it got there. That was over 30 plus years ago.
Real Name: Mark
Yes, but she was the perfect little angel and I was not, so that wont work.
Did you ask them how they knew it was a joint?
For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.
I haven't called him back just yet. I suppose I could ask him why he stashed a joint in my purse, or blame it on sooner born.
Tell em send it to Me , Ill destroy the evidence
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Tell him to light it up just to make sure it's really a joint.
When you call him back say "I have been looking for that thing forever! Thanks for finding it for me. Would mind holding on to it until I get out there to pick it up? Thanks, dad. You're the best!"
How does he know it's not your mom's? She packed the stuff!
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Must have been a great prom if you forgot the doobie !!!!
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
You had a purse just for prom?
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
GROUNDED for a month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
OBAMA= One Big A** Mistake America!
Was you dad giggling and talking about being really hungry?
call the cops on them.
“When half the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is about the end of any nation." --Adrian Rogers
You got an extra joint? It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
too bad gonj isn't like a fine wine that only gets better with age. That would be a sweet J.
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