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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member sanantoniosooner's Avatar
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    ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    At least that was my impression.

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    Sooner Benchwarmer The Ghost of Joe Morrison's Avatar
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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    That's also called "out kicking your coverage."

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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    Quote Originally Posted by sanantoniosooner
    At least that was my impression.
    Word. I met her at the stadium Saturday and my first thought was that she must be blind.



    Seriously, very cute girl, colley.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member sanantoniosooner's Avatar
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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    She must have a thing for that giant melon of his.

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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    I remember hearing people say, when this type of conversation occurred, that the fellow "must have a crooked ****".

    Do people still say that?

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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    Well, women do appreciate a solid southern Kansas upbringing.

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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    I remember hearing people say, when this type of conversation occurred, that the fellow "must have a crooked ****".

    Do people still say that?
    Not since Nixon was impeached.

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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    This thread is worthless without pics.

    IJS

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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    http://hotchickswith*********s.com/

    If he's not featured, he should be.

    god damn stupid filters.

    it's a real site, just replace the ******bag with dou che bags

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 frankensooner's Avatar
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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    So, a crooked **** is a good thing? The more you know.

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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    What part of "Colleyville" DIDN'T tip you off that he has an enormous, throbbing, prehensile.... checking account?
    Oh it's not that it's hot, it's just got a chemical structure which destroys asses - BillyBall

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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    Don't we all?

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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    you guys should have hung out with her when she was in college......








    I'm kidding!!!

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member sanantoniosooner's Avatar
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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    Quote Originally Posted by KRYPTON
    What part of "Colleyville" DIDN'T tip you off that he has an enormous, throbbing, prehensile.... checking account?
    I wouldn't know C-ville from Who-ville.

    South Tejas and North Tejas are surprisingly not close.

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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    i met her when they were just dating.....i figured out then that she was blind....or a charity worker

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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    especially you 1TC.
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    Quote Originally Posted by KRYPTON
    What part of "Colleyville" DIDN'T tip you off that he has an enormous, throbbing, prehensile.... checking account?
    Heh, just took Colleyville cause GrapevineSooner was already taken. Did live across the street for C-Ville though.
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    So do chicks dig crooked d!ck$? I would've posed this in the "ask a chick" thread but I couldn't find it. I also would've been flamed, probably, for posting in an old thread.

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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    self-inflicted peyronies?

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    Re: ColleyvilleSooner married out of his league

    Quote Originally Posted by The Ghost of Joe Morrison
    So do chicks dig crooked d!ck$? I would've posed this in the "ask a chick" thread but I couldn't find it. I also would've been flamed, probably, for posting in an old thread.
    That's my understanding from the context of the quote, yes.

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