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    My Miata is a Punching Bag

    Ugh!
    Tonight I was hit for the 2nd time in 3 weeks while driving in my Miata.

    The first time was in the Wal-Mart parking lot by a bozo cutting across the lanes who didn't see me, but that didn't do any damage.

    However, tonight I was in a right-hand turn lane waiting to merge with traffic when this woman in an SUV smashes right into my rear end. It smashed the back right side up pretty bad.

    Women can not drive worth a ****.

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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    Take the target off of your car and you might not get hit so often.
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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    Damn, how can you not see a hot pink Miata?
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
    Women can not drive worth a ****.
    But at least a few of 'em can change a tire.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
    Ugh!
    Tonight I was hit for the 2nd time in 3 weeks while driving in my Miata.

    The first time was in the Wal-Mart parking lot by a bozo cutting across the lanes who didn't see me, but that didn't do any damage.

    However, tonight I was in a right-hand turn lane waiting to merge with traffic when this woman in an SUV smashes right into my rear end. It smashed the back right side up pretty bad.

    Women can not drive worth a ****.

    thats what you get for driving a ****ty car.
    Thats what the internet is for--slandering others anonymously.

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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
    Ugh!
    Tonight I was hit for the 2nd time in 3 weeks while driving in my Miata.

    The first time was in the Wal-Mart parking lot by a bozo cutting across the lanes who didn't see me, but that didn't do any damage.

    However, tonight I was in a right-hand turn lane waiting to merge with traffic when this woman in an SUV smashes right into my rear end. It smashed the back right side up pretty bad.

    Women can not drive worth a ****.
    Ok. First, glad you're ok. Sucks about the car.

    Second:

    You are supposed to use merge lanes to accelerate to the appropriate speed to merge with traffic. Coming to a stop in a merging lane is kind of asking to be rear-ended.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    Quote Originally Posted by GottaHavePride
    Ok. First, glad you're ok. Sucks about the car.

    Second:

    You are supposed to use merge lanes to accelerate to the appropriate speed to merge with traffic. Coming to a stop in a merging lane is kind of asking to be rear-ended.
    This wasn't that kind of merge lane. I mean, it wasn't exactly like coming off a ramp or something like that.

    In any case, I couldn't merge though because both lanes were full of cars.

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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    well, If your gonna have a car that has teh ghey, at least make it the tough part of the "Partnership"
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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    You drive a Miata?

    Even Lesbians won't drive Miatas.
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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    Quote Originally Posted by LosAngelesSooner
    You drive a Miata?

    Even Lesbians won't drive Miatas.
    Hey, I'm not going to take any crap from a blue stater.

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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    There you go SicEm... that'll teach him!

    It's easy to flex your muscle when you get rear-ended, huh?
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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    Being rear ended by a women while driving a pink Miata is so Siccem apropo.

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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    Why is it that terrible drivers always get the biggest cars that have the worst blind spots?
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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    Quote Originally Posted by NormanPride
    Why is it that terrible drivers always get the biggest cars that have the worst blind spots?
    Because women feel safe in SUV's?
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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    Quote Originally Posted by LosAngelesSooner
    You drive a Miata?

    Even Lesbians won't drive Miatas.
    Now that is some funny stuff!!!!


    They drive mini trucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
    Hey, I'm not going to take any crap from a blue stater.
    You'll take it and like it, Miata Boy.
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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor

    Women can not drive worth a ****.
    How many accidents have you been in? Didn't you total out your beetle and atleast 1 other car?
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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    Quote Originally Posted by IB4OU2
    Being rear ended by a women while driving a pink Miata is so Siccem apropo.
    Sooooo TRUE.

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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerboomer93
    How many accidents have you been in? Didn't you total out your beetle and atleast 1 other car?
    Yes, but I've never had a wreck that was totally my fault.

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    Re: My Miata is a Punching Bag

    A Beetle and a Miata?!!!!!??!!?!?

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