Longhorn and Aggie are out walking the fenceline when they spy a poor sheep with it's head stuck in the fence. Longhorn has his way with the sheep and, zipping up, asks Aggie "You want some of that?" Aggie runs over and sticks his head in the fence.
...but you hump one goat!
Why do aggies smell so bad?
So even blind people can hate them.
Speaking of no-class, I would like to meet that ESPN camera guy that zoomed in on the ESPN sign in the stands that said:
Excrement
Stool
Poop
Nebraska
Jokes:
1. How do you stop an aggie from masturbating?
Paint his **** crimson and cream, he won't beat it for five years.
2. What's the difference between aggies and cornflakes?
Cornflakes belong in a bowl.
3. What do aggies and armadillos have in common?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
4. What do you see when you lift the toilet lid?
Still water / Stoolwater (whichever you prefer)
5. Orange
6.My drinking team has a basketball problem!!!111!1 Burp.
"One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
An OU fan, a Saxet fan, and an OSU fan are walking in the desert. The find a conveniant store. The OU guy buys a bottle of water. The Saxet guy buys a bag of ice, and the OSU guy buys a car door. They go back out in the desert and the OU guy and the Saxet guy ask the OSU fan, "Why did you get a car door?" The aggie replies "In case I get hot so i can roll the window down."
148 All-Americans, 47 game winning streak, 42conference titles, count em 7 National Champioships, There's only one Oklahoma
An OU fan and an OSU fan were driving accross a bridge in opposite directions in the same lane. Then crashed into each other and amazingly both the OU fan and the OSU fan get out unharmed. The OSU fan says "Wow this must be a sign from god that we should put aside our differences and be friends from now on." The OU gets into his trunk and pulls out an unharmed bottle of jack daniels and says "you're right, lets drink to our newfound friendship, you can have the first drink." The OSU fan takes the bottle and chugs half of it leaving, the other half for the OU fan and gives it back. "Your turn." and gave the bottle back to the OU fan. The OU fan then puts the lid on it and walks to the side of the bridge. "Aren't you having any?" asked the OSU fan. And the OU fan then throws the bottle over the bridge and replied" Nah, I'll just wait until the cops get here."
Recipe for an aggie martini.
Natty with a booger in it.
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"One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
Crossword clue: What's a five letter word for A&M fan? LosuR.
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