AGGIE JOKES!

[Flagstaffsooner]

How did the gay aggie inform his girlfriend that he was gay?

There will never be another Ewe!

[stoopified]

Why does OSU have artificial turf?To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

[OklahomaTuba]

How do you get an aggot off your porch??

Pay him for the pizza.

[OklahomaTuba]

Why doesn't stoolwater have ice anymore???

The aggot with the formula graduated.

[stoopified]

Just thought of another.Heard this several years ago on KMOD Bad Joke Wednesday(do they still have that?).What are the three biggest lies Pokes tell? 3)Thsese boots are genuine snakeskin.2)This pickup truck is paid for.3)Honest,I was only helping that sheep over the fence.

[Flagstaffsooner]

How do you get an aggie coed out of her dorm room?

Grease up the door jamb and throw a Twinkie in the hall.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Did you hear about the aggie that picked the five pound booger?

His head colapsed before he could eat it.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Redundant.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Did you hear about the aggie that lost his gum the chicken coop?

He chewed on five pieces before he found the right one.

[JohnnyMack]

Their football program.

[Whet]

Q: Why do the Aggie football players have TGIF written on the shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: How do you break an Aggie's neck?
A: Slam the toliet lid down while they are taking a drink.

and an old favorite,

Q: How do you keep an Aggie in suspense?
A:

[budbarrybob]

A man was having lunch at a local deli. Next to him sat an aggie with his frizzy hair dyed convict orange. The man kept looking over at him catching glimpses of the sight. The aggie smarted off "what are you looking at? Haven't you ever done anything wild?" The man stared into space and told him "I got drunk one night... had sex with an orange. I thought maybe you might be my son."

BOOMER SOONER!

[oudivesherpa]

1.OSU--Is that a four year school?

2. OSU--Is that in Columbus?

3. I have an MD from OSU!
Oh, large animals or small.

4. OSU--Is that the University of Oklahoma in Stillwater?

5. My uncle majored in Animal Husbandry at OSU
But they caught him at it.

[NYC Poke]

Q: How do you keep an Aggie in suspense?
A:

So what's the answer?

[NYC Poke]

Well?

[ruf/nekdad]

Sooner: "That your dog?"

Cowboy: "Yep."

Sooner: "Mind if I speak to him?"

Cowboy: "The dog doesn't talk."

Sooner: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Cowboy: (Look of shock!)

Sooner: "Is this OSU fan your owner?" (Pointing at the poke...)

Dog: "Yep."

Sooner: "How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play."

Cowboy: (Look of total disbelief)

Sooner: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Cowboy: "The horse doesn't talk."

Sooner: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Cowboy: (Extreme look of shock!)

Sooner: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the poke again..)

Horse: "Yep."

Sooner: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down
often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

Cowboy: (Look of total amazement)

Sooner: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Cowboy: "The sheep is a lyin piece of sh*t."

[olevetonahill]

How did the gay aggie inform his girlfriend that he was gay?

There will never be another Ewe!

I heard that was why so many of em Committed suicide

[Whet]

So what's the answer?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

[76soonergrad]

2 aggies were out hunting in the woods.

A beautiful, voluptuous and naked girl came up to them & said "I'm game...."




























.....So they shot her.

[ruf/nekdad]

New official poke (pun intended) web site;
http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/index.html