Lance Armstrong Fondles Child Star

[Mjcpr]

"Full House" star Ashley Olsen has found love with Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong, the New York Post's Page Six reports. Olsen, 21, was seen Monday night canoodling with the 36-year-old retired cyclist at New York's Gramercy Park Hotel, a source told the paper.

"They came together with a group of friends," the source said. "Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

Armstrong, the seven-time Tour de France winner, broke up with fashion designer Tory Burch earlier this month. He was engaged to singer Sheryl Crow and has three children from his first marriage.

Olsen, along with her twin sister, Mary-Kate, owns Dualstar Entertainment Group. She's been romantically linked to a Columbia University quarterback and actor Jared Leto.

So this is what the Olsen twins look like these days, eh?


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306796,00.html

[rufnek05]

they have changed since back in these days:

[MextheBulldog]

When he was 21, she was 6.

[crawfish]

A match made in heaven! She is half of a set of twins, he HAS half of a set of twins.

[critical_phil]

i give it up to the guy - he's got but one marble in the ol' yam bag and he's scoring with 21 year olds.

[TUSooner]

canoodling


heh

[mdklatt]

Is it just me, or does Lance Armstrong seem like kind of a ******?

[yermom]

um hello, he's a wh0rn

[Curly Bill]

Maybe he denied himself all those years he was training, and now he's making up for lost time?

[mdklatt]

um hello, he's a wh0rn

Yeah, that too.

[VeeJay]

Is she the anorexic one?

[JohnnyMack]

He and Matt McConaghey have a tiff?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

He and Matt McConaghey have a tiff?

two words..Switch Hitta

[SoonerStormchaser]

Wow...does this mean I'm off the hook?

[handcrafted]

"Full House" star Ashley Olsen has found love with Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong, the New York Post's Page Six reports. Olsen, 21, was seen Monday night canoodling with the 36-year-old retired cyclist at New York's Gramercy Park Hotel, a source told the paper.

"They came together with a group of friends," the source said. "Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

Armstrong, the seven-time Tour de France winner, broke up with fashion designer Tory Burch earlier this month. He was engaged to singer Sheryl Crow and has three children from his first marriage.

Olsen, along with her twin sister, Mary-Kate, owns Dualstar Entertainment Group. She's been romantically linked to a Columbia University quarterback and actor Jared Leto.

So this is what the Olsen twins look like these days, eh?


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306796,00.html

I'm married, but even if I wasn't, I wouldn't hit it with a 10 foot

[OUDoc]

Wow...does this mean I'm off the hook?

Yup. Lance has moved on.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Ya know, in the Navy air squadrons, there always was one ride that was painted in full color squadron insignia and colors vs. the muted grey combat representations, and you would hear guys say it was "all painted up like a twenty dollar whore."

... and now I know what they meant.

[Harry Beanbag]

Jared Leto is about the same age as the one nut .

[bluedogok]

um hello, he's a wh0rn

If you ask an Aggy, he isn't a whorn since he didn't go to school there. He is a whorn by proximity and fame. He is a pretty astute business guy so he knows they are useful.

[Octavian]

any knock against him is out of jealousy