Marie's Jalepeño Ranch

[12]

Found in you grocer's refrigerated produce section

Warning, fellow Sooners... it is CRACK.

[Sooner_Havok]

That is a big boast, I have done crack...speaking of, can I borrow some money?

[12]

Also crack:

[Sooner_Havok]

So, do you dip your crack into your crack?

[12]

Throw a thin layer of dill on top and you might as well call the cops.

[OUTromBoNado]

These most definitely have crack has their main ingredient:

[TUSooner]

I imagined cowboys on horseback lassoing and corraling little green peppers over at Marie's place.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

those tailgate brownies = crack

[picasso]

I'll give Marie a try.

[Jimminy Crimson]

I think Lighthouse is the Jap Ranch I usually get from the refrigerated section. Is Marie's that much better?

[Viking Kitten]

I wonder what might happen if 12 actually dipped the Sundried Tomato and Basil wheat thins into the jalepeno ranch, and then ate some Thin Mints? Would it be like a speedball? Would he go all John Belushi on us?

[en4cer]

Whats up with Tomato and Basil rage now? My wife is making tomato/basil wraps and even sandwiches with sara lee tomato/basil bread. Its good, but i'll eat about anything somebody else fixes for me. I guess this musta been a good year for tomatoes and basil?

[Viking Kitten]

Yeah... tomato and basil is such hot new fad. I even hear the uber-trendy Italians are getting into the act with the invention of something they call "spaghetti sauce." Look out for other hot new items like pantaloons and witch burning!

[en4cer]

I like spaghetti sauce. Doesn't mean i want it in my beer.
Although, bud basil with tomato might have some kind of possibilty.