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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    Who'd you rather fight in a cage match?

    6 ten year old boys or 3 healthy, unarmed 70 year old women?

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    Re: Who'd you rather fight in a cage match?

    either way you come looking like a perv.

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    Re: Who'd you rather fight in a cage match?

    gross
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: Who'd you rather fight in a cage match?

    I am serious. I want to challenge and fight one delusional OSU cowboy fan. Not even a cage match. I'm talking about hand to hand no rules match.

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    Re: Who'd you rather fight in a cage match?

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBOI
    I am serious. I want to challenge and fight one delusional OSU cowboy fan. Not even a cage match. I'm talking about hand to hand no rules match.
    Dude, seriously, if there's no rules just throw out the decorum and start swinging the adversary around in the air by the ballzac, because otherwise the adversary will get planted well and start whineying, grunting, stomping its hooves... then the biting starts and unless you're really quick you're going to take some massive damage.

    If you can get the adversary on its back, stroke its belly gently and it will go into a trance-like state. At that point, shave the adversary completely and graffiti it in various Sharpie hiroglyphics. But be careful! Your adversary may rise up suddenly, delivering a powerful kick to your backside which can throw you at least fifty feet.

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    Re: Who'd you rather fight in a cage match?

    Are you kidding!? The three 70-year-old women, no question.

    Roundhouse kick, throat punch, flying elbow. Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight.

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    Re: Who'd you rather fight in a cage match?

    Quote Originally Posted by Partial Qualifier
    Are you kidding!? The three 70-year-old women, no question.

    Roundhouse kick, throat punch, flying elbow. Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight.

    Ok, calm down Chuck Norris.
    Thats what the internet is for--slandering others anonymously.

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    Re: Who'd you rather fight in a cage match?

    Eh, 6 of one, half-half dozen of another.

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    Re: Who'd you rather fight in a cage match?

    Quote Originally Posted by Partial Qualifier
    Are you kidding!? The three 70-year-old women, no question.

    Roundhouse kick, throat punch, flying elbow. Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight.
    Thread = over

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