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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member achiro's Avatar
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    Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    His name was Calvin. I had heard of him but never met him. I think many of you know who I am talking about. We talked a bit, he liked to high five everyone around when something good happened, and also seemed really interested in the scores of other games. Not sure of all his physical and/or mental handicaps but he had a seizure with about 2 minutes left in the game. I think the stress and heat must have gotten to him. I felt really bad for him because when he came to, he wanted to watch the end of the game but the paramedic made him leave with him.
    The best part though was his shirt. He was wearing a shirt that on the back had a picture of him(drawing) in the footbal helmet that looked about 10 sizes too big. He was doing the arm fold flip off thing and it said, "Calvin says, tuck fexas"
    Here's to you Calvin, to an awesome Sooners fan!
    I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

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    Junice Groupie Howzit's Avatar
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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    Calvin is an institution and was selling Norman Transcripts around campus corner when I was in high school.

    There used to be a brother and sister, if I remember correctly, and one could tell they were all family.

    Calvin is definitely a huge Sooner fan, though.

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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    Glad he's OK.

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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    glad to hear he's still out and about. he always wore that helmet while he was selling is papers. obviously has some mental issues, but he's harmless and loves his SOONERS.
    I don’t know if the block on that last one was due to low trajectory or if the guys up front didn’t hold their ground well enough. I’m not convinced it matters. We have every reason to believe the ball could have gone through the uprights and the refs would have signaled first down Oregon. - D.E.

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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    I still think someone should do a sticker that's a drawing of Calvin the paperboy peeing on the Longhorn a la the Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes stickers.

    Come on, artists!
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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    Yeah, Calvin = cool
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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    the seizures are why he wears the helmet

    my original avatar was a picture of him behind me in my old office, i have the pic around here somewhere...

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Lott's Bandana's Avatar
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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    Calvin is a certifiable ICON and very sweet you got the opportunity to meet him. How cool is it that he was at the game?!

    We all are fans but Calvin is right up there with Cecil and Little Red!!

    Ahem....Boomer!

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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    I'm kind of indifferent about Calvin. Lots of folks who work/worked in restaurants would probably agree with me. He was always hitting us up for "loans" (aka gifts and would get kind of mean when you refused) and would reach across the bar, or come behind the bar to fill up his nasty travel mug without asking. He was also usually pretty stinky. Other than that I had no problems with him, and lots of folks seemed to like to give him cash for those papers.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member 1stTimeCaller's Avatar
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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    I'm with Frankensooner.
    one day

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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    Is Three-Hat Willy still running around?
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)

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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    I'm with Frankensooner.
    Skank.

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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    Quote Originally Posted by achiro
    ...in the footbal helmet that looked about 10 sizes too big.

    That ain't a "football" helmet! Calvin Rocks!

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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    Calvin used to have a big crush on my sister-in-law when she worked at the InterUrban. She was the only woman there who treated him nicely.

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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Rich
    Is Three-Hat Willy still running around?
    i've heard reports that he still hangs out by Subway, but i haven't seen him in years. of course i tend to avoid Lindsey like the plague

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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    Quote Originally Posted by yermom
    i've heard reports that he still hangs out by Subway, but i haven't seen him in years. of course i tend to avoid Lindsey like the plague
    I heard he's in some institution after beating up his mom.
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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    Saw him Friday night before the Miami game at Louie's Too.
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member achiro's Avatar
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    Re: Met a guy at the game last weekend...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lott's Bandana
    Calvin is a certifiable ICON and very sweet you got the opportunity to meet him. How cool is it that he was at the game?!

    We all are fans but Calvin is right up there with Cecil and Little Red!!

    Ahem....Boomer!
    I didn't specify but he sat right in front of us during the game.
    I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

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