'cause I've been wearing the same clothes since Saturday. You see British Airways lost my luggage and sent it on after I arrived, 'cept I was already offshore and couldn't pick it up. Now it appears stuck in Customs as it was an orphaned bag and they aren't releasing it to my protocol officers...Grrrrrrr.
I've been wearing the same blue jeans since Saturday. I feel for the guy sitting mext to me as I return home Saturday - I'm sure I will have a high skankification on the meter.