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    Sooner All-World olevetonahill's Avatar
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    Im such a pimp

    Spent 20 min, on the phone with a chick from Montana Shes a service rep fer Direct
    Damned If I didnt get a date !
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    If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !

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    Sooner All-World olevetonahill's Avatar
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    Re: Im such a pimp

    Now I just gotta get to Missula Mont.
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    Re: Im such a pimp

    heh, i won't tell you how many times i was asked ou while ad dish

    even had a mother and daughter trying to tag team me one time...
    “If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.”

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    Sooner All-World olevetonahill's Avatar
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    Re: Im such a pimp

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerboomer93
    heh, i won't tell you how many times i was asked ou while ad dish

    even had a mother and daughter trying to tag team me one time...
    I will not sell out fer punanny
    Uh can I go back to dish and get the Momma daughter Tango ?
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    If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !

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    Re: Im such a pimp

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill
    Spent 20 min, on the phone with a chick from Montana Shes a service rep fer Direct
    Damned If I didnt get a date !
    Another'n for the Hawt Tubbe at Petticoat Junction?

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    Dirty bastard soonerboomer93's Avatar
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    Re: Im such a pimp

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill
    I will not sell out fer punanny
    Uh can I go back to dish and get the Momma daughter Tango ?
    eh, they were in new york, and well, the daughter sounded hot, but i was kinda scared by the what they said to me...
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    Re: Im such a pimp

    so who is going to be Olevet's driver?

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    Re: Im such a pimp

    Be sure to check out Moose Drool beer while you're up there getting your weenie wet.
    posse member

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    Re: Im such a pimp

    To be a proper pimp you gotta supply women for other men.I was looking for help.I'm married so you know I'm not getting much action.
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    Re: Im such a pimp

    pimpin..you know it aint easy...i can tell ya
    Bazinga

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 StuIsTheMan's Avatar
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    Re: Im such a pimp

    Next maybe a trading card?
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    God sent me to p!$$ the world off
    (Just in case i forgot to put one in my post)

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    Re: Im such a pimp

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill
    Spent 20 min, on the phone with a chick from Montana Shes a service rep fer Direct
    Damned If I didnt get a date !
    Whatever happened to the South African you were posting pics and talking about?
    Quote Originally Posted by Beetdigger
    Given that 90% + of the comments on this board are not serious, I think that the true error is to assume that someone IS serious when they make a comment. Rather, assuming they were NOT serious should be the bias. The fabric of the board is really not too complex

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    Re: Im such a pimp

    You should see the cutie behind the Hampton Inn desk up here in Toledo. (Hott brunett with a smokin body) She already sucked my thumb after I cut it opening a box of saran wrap... And got me a band-aid to boot!

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    Re: Im such a pimp

    Quote Originally Posted by StuIsTheMan
    Next maybe a trading card?
    Pimp'n aint easy.

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    Re: Im such a pimp

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerboomer93
    heh, i won't tell you how many times i was asked ou while ad dish

    even had a mother and daughter trying to tag team me one time...
    the same thing and more happend to directv
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    Re: Im such a pimp

    you are such a pimp that you went straight to post about it on a message board....
    i make my guitar weep, but my champagne cry

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    Re: Im such a pimp

    Yes, it seems he's been taking lessons from Doleo. Maybe he'll show up to RRS in the pimp outfit and Mack is Stoop's bitch sign.
    Quote Originally Posted by Beetdigger
    Given that 90% + of the comments on this board are not serious, I think that the true error is to assume that someone IS serious when they make a comment. Rather, assuming they were NOT serious should be the bias. The fabric of the board is really not too complex

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    Re: Im such a pimp

    An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
    Experience is what you get if you don't...

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    Sooner All-World olevetonahill's Avatar
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    Re: Im such a pimp

    I aint gonna go , Yall have hurted my feelers !
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