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  1. 9/27/2007, 12:16 AM #1
    1stTimeCaller
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    What's a young man to do?

    I was hanging out with an older crowd tonight and long story short one lady tells me 'nobody ever rubs me, anywhere.' 'Anywhere'

    She said this with that look in her eye. Her husband was there. She's all kinds of smokin hot.

    Two years ago at the same place I was dancing on a table and she walked up to put a dollar in my pants but she opted for the up the shorts move. I was wearing boxers. She felt my rollies. Her hand cupped and lightly squeezed my boys then left the dollar.

    You guys have no idea how hot this lady is. None.

    Fantasy in my head or make it hapen in real life?

    Morals vs. weiner, who wins?
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  2. 9/27/2007, 12:38 AM #2
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    if the has already fondled the twins.. isn't it a little late for the moral delimna?

    but hit it anyway
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  3. 9/27/2007, 02:14 AM #3
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    Two phrases:

    TTIWWP

    and

    PIITB.
    "If your dream ain't bigger than you, there's a problem with your dream." -Deion Sanders
  4. 9/27/2007, 02:20 AM #4
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by tommieharris91

    TTIWWP
    I second that notion.
    Nothing is true, everything is permitted...
  5. 9/27/2007, 05:58 AM #5
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    older woman, huh


    Change your handle to 1stTimeSoonerStormChaserCaller
  6. 9/27/2007, 06:08 AM #6
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    It's generally best to avoid plowing another man's field. Many a hillbilly has been kilt by a PO-ed husband for such doings. In short, nothing good can possibly come of it...including you.
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
  7. 9/27/2007, 07:03 AM #7
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    Marriages end all the time.

    Darned if I want to contribute to someone else's hitting the stop sign.
  8. 9/27/2007, 07:05 AM #8
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    and a dude......table dancing?

    Go join Sic'em for a time out.
  9. 9/27/2007, 07:40 AM #9
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by sanantoniosooner
    Marriages end all the time.

    Darned if I want to contribute to someone else's hitting the stop sign.
    If shes playing with other mens Boys , then taht marriage is more wide open than martins or its ALREADY hit a brick wall .
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  10. 9/27/2007, 07:58 AM #10
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    I agree with Homey. Nothing but very bad things can happen.
  11. 9/27/2007, 08:03 AM #11
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by OUDoc
    I agree with Homey. Nothing but very bad things can happen.
    which is exactly why I encourage 1tc to go for it!
    I taste terrific.
  12. 9/27/2007, 08:06 AM #12
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    2 rules.

    1. only give her half
    2. stick and move
  13. 9/27/2007, 08:21 AM #13
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    Samson said to them,
    "If you had not plowed with my heifer,
    you would not have solved my riddle."

    Then the Spirit of the LORD came upon him in power. He went down to Ashkelon, struck down thirty of their men, stripped them of their belongings and gave their clothes to those who had explained the riddle. Burning with anger, he went up to his father's house. And Samson's wife was given to the friend who had attended him at his wedding.
    DO NOT PLOW WITH ANOTHER MAN'S HEIFER!!!
  14. 9/27/2007, 08:39 AM #14
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    Nothin' but trouble buddy...
  15. 9/27/2007, 08:49 AM #15
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    You don't mow another man's lawn.


    Any others?
  16. 9/27/2007, 08:51 AM #16
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by crawfish
    DO NOT PLOW WITH ANOTHER MAN'S HEIFER!!!
    You missed the part about her being smokin' hawt, didn't you.
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  17. 9/27/2007, 08:58 AM #17
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    Okay, get her to email her provocative photos to you, you send them to me and I'll let you know what to do.
  18. 9/27/2007, 08:59 AM #18
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    I am very old fashioned 29 year old guy. I say morals.
  19. 9/27/2007, 09:00 AM #19
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    no way dude...
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
  20. 9/27/2007, 09:01 AM #20
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    Re: What's a young man to do?

    Scooter... you know of course what they are looking for...

    They are into ...



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