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Hello TG? Are you there? Come in TG....
I'd like you all to know that I just netted a $20 parking ticket while waiting to find out who frikkin Fonzie's "squeeze" was on a show I never watched if I could help it. My luck: The meter maids are the only efficient arm of government in this city. Looks like my April Fool's day had more than 24 hours in it. :(
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Originally Posted by TUSooner
Hello TG? Are you there? Come in TG....
I'd like you all to know that I just netted a $20 parking ticket while waiting to find out who frikkin Fonzie's "squeeze" was on a show I never watched if I could help it. My luck: The meter maids are the only efficient arm of government in this city. Looks like my April Fool's day had more than 24 hours in it. :(
You're gonna have to give us more detail.
How'd Fozzie's bea-tch get you ticketed for parking?
I'll bet you were double parked!
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Originally Posted by Gambino Sooner
You're gonna have to give us more detail.
How'd Fozzie's bea-tch get you ticketed for parking?
I'll bet you were double parked!
Heh, I parked at a meter because I needed to park closer to my office. I'm heading to Jackson after work, and I wanted to ice down some beer with the ice machine here in the building. So I load the meter, reload the meter successfully once, then I'm sitting here waiting for Tiger Girl to answer the stooopid question and I realize I've let the meter ran out by about 20 minutes. Of course, I run out to the street like an idiot, but too late. The fluorescent orange love note is under the wiper blade waving in the breeze. It was mocking me, I tell ya. So anyway, I drive around the corner and see the one free parking space that I always covet. I park there, but the damage is done. Not much of a story really, but I will accept contributions to pay my ticket. :D
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Originally Posted by TUSooner
Heh, I parked at a meter because I needed to park closer to my office. I'm heading to Jackson after work, and I wanted to ice down some beer with the ice machine here in the building. So I load the meter, reload the meter successfully once, then I'm sitting here waiting for Tiger Girl to answer the stooopid question and I realize I've let the meter ran out by about 20 minutes. Of course, I run like out to the street like an idiot, but too late. The fluorescent orange love note is under the wiper blade waving in the breeze. It was mocking me, I tell ya. So anyway, I drive around the corner and see the one free parking space that I always covet. I park there, but the damage is done. Not much of a story really, but I will accept contributions to pay my ticket. :D
That funny because if you're ever in a fender bender, it takes for friggen' ever for a cop to stop by...but THE MINUTE your meter runs out....BAM....a ticket.
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May I have that for my avitar?
Oh, and Heather Locklear!!!!!!!!!! Sammy Jo <heart-throb> <ka-thump><ka-thump><ka-thump>!!!
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Originally Posted by OUthunder
Farah!
I'll take Farah Fawcett for $1000 Alex ...
AUDIO DAILY DOUBLE!
Whew! Long lunch. Sorry guys. Never go to lunch with Management, they take FOREVER.
DING! DING! DING!
We have a winner....Farah was the squeeze.
Thank you all for participating in my Stupid Friday exercise.
Sorry TU...those meter maids in New Orleans have some freaky 6th sense. Hate that!
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Wow, that was a thread killer.
Can't decide what I'm drinking tonight. Maybe a Margarita. I have some mint in the yard, maybe a Mojito. I have some olives in the fridge, maybe a Martini.
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I was just thinking the same thing....I think Gin & Tonic.
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Oh, and by the way...
# 950
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Great minds, Gambino. Great minds.
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Then again, beer is always a good stand-by.
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Can't go wrong with a cold beer.
Our fridge is always stocked with light beer, but I prefer a good microbrew.
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Yeah, we have good Micro Brew in Colorado.
Some of it....not so good.
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Wow, that was a thread killer.
Can't decide what I'm drinking tonight. Maybe a Margarita. I have some mint in the yard, maybe a Mojito. I have some olives in the fridge, maybe a Martini.
Go with a Mojito but go easy on the mint. Ernest Hemmingway's favorite drink BTW.
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Beer time!
Wife Time!
Golf Time!
Off Baby Duty Time!
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Jeez OUThunder,
"Off Baby Duty Time"...
how'd you get that one in?
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Thunder, you make golf sound soooooooo appealing. If I make a trip up there, you are paying greens fees. Deal?
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Thunder, you make golf sound soooooooo appealing. If I make a trip up there, you are paying greens fees. Deal?
JWTN, well, I do it for family members when they come down. So, you've sorta become like family, with this wonderful and useless thread and all, and I live on a golf course, so what the hell ...I'll pay, but you better like to walk because carts are for pussies!
And .... your buying the Newcastle and Guiness rounds after the golf, so bring your wallet and your get in a drinking mood.
BTW, I went out and practiced yesterday, and while my distance is lacking, I'm very happy with my iron, wedge, and wood play thus far. I did however purchase a new 1-iron hybrid, and it is a "bear" to hit.
I actually made the club myself and it was my first time in building my own club from scratch. Kinda fun too and it gets me away from reality for a few hours as well.
Have a great weekend everyone ...I have to work this weekend at the hospital but at least I'm not on the ICU this weekend.
I might even get a few "garbage" posts in while I'm there.;)
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OUThunder...
I'm not like family? :(
Guess I need to mark you off my Christmas card list...
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OUThunder...
I'm not like family? :(
Guess I need to mark you off my Christmas card list...
Familia yes ...family ...that remains to be seen. Do you even like golf or boozing it up.
BTW, garbage post #1 from work!