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oh, now it's 5...
My login still works. How bout that?
hoooooray
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Originally Posted by TigerGirl
Well, I'll be damned. How ya been?
this thread will never die until I make the last post.Quote:
Originally Posted by TigerGirl
nice of you to check in this year tg.
Do over?
Sure Dokken is pretty good for a neophite, but I have turned people off more interesting threads with inane responses, confusing smack, really bad farks and some great thread hijackings.
I have my own terrorist cell and it includes only me. I will kill all of your thread you dirty infidels.
OK, stop.
my thread posted in/killed ratio is about .938.
i see no reason why this thread should be any different.
well, there is still that pesky .062 risk factor
Hey, look. If anyone is taking this baby down, it's me. I haven't been pos or neg spekked in like 2 months and I've posted regularly. I've even been poinient and insightful, bordering lucid, and nothing. Even taking on hot topics with fiery rhetoric. That pretty much sums up how dull I really am.
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Originally Posted by Jason White's Third Knee
FIN
I thought of a haiku to write in this thread last night, but forgot it this morning. <sigh>
Not too shabby. The mountains are beautiful and the skiing is terrific. I'm trying to teach these yahoos up here how to appreciate real college football rather than the 1-AA semi-high school variety.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason White's Third Knee
How are you my Sooner friends?
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Originally Posted by TigerGirl
For some reason I thought you were in La. I'm cold too, but alas, I live in the flat lands.
We escaped just before Katrina blew through and made everything worse. We relocated to beautiful Bozeman, Montana where the people worry about such pressing matters as ugly street lights and making the city government more "green".
The skiing actually was pretty sucky Sunday. We need more snow. I can deal with the cold as long as it brings snow.
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Originally Posted by TigerGirl
I went skiing in Wisconsin last year. It was super weird. They have ski runs on this little mounds called 'hills'. They also have about a million indoor waterparks because it's so dang cold. Crazy, but effective.
There was a porn star in the 1980s that came from Montana State. That was a long time ago: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Paris
your moms a porn star.
FACE
:D
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Originally Posted by Tear Down This Wall
Kind of a nonsequitur, even for this thread. Enjoyed it anyway. Thanks.
Man its cold here.
Nah.
I've owned a couple of smoothie shops for several years now and we sell a lot of health products. One of our biggest sellers is a product called Ultimate Cleanse. That just reinforces a point that I have always maintained; People love to poop.
In this office building, some people don't just love to poop, the relish it. I've dubbed them, "The Loudcrappers."
At our old office building, the crapper was peaceful. So peaceful, in fact, that we got to calling it the "auxiliary office." When we needed to go over some paper work or document without the bother of phone calls, we'd simply grab the aforementioned document, head for the door, and call out, "I'll be down in the auxiliary office for a while."
There in the peaceful and spacey handicapped crapper, we'd be able to concentrate. Now, there is peace no more.
Last week, I strode down to the new auxiliary office and was in the handicrapper no more than two minutes when one of the other floor occupants literally crashed into the other crap stall. He went to crapping with such gusto I feared the wall between us would crumble.
He huffed, he puffed, he groaned. The most beastly sound erupted from his agonizing bowels. Not one courtesy flush did he give.
Surely, he was the king of loudcrappers.
Fortunately, whatever bad lunch choice-induced as*s-demon that possessed him was quickly desposed of, and he was up and gone as quickly as he crashed down.
Still, I was shaken enough to go back to the normal office to read my document. How I long for the days of yore when the crapper was traversed only by silent, polite crappers.
Who?
Mike Jones!
who is Mike Jones?
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Originally Posted by yermom
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Originally Posted by critical_phil
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I thought I ended this thread months ago.
Silly me.
This thread did end several months ago. The mods are always hiding it. They should bow to its greatness. And such.
Sadly, I had forgotten about this thread.
Did you ever notice that a toilet bowl is shaped like a little ceramic amphitheater? We make the worst possible noises while sitting on these things and as luck would have it, the toilet amplifies the sound. The reflective nature of bathroom surfaces doesn't help either. If there is a God, this conundrum has got to crack Him/Her up.
Top of the page, bitches!
I had cake and Pepsi for lunch.
That's a carb crash waiting to happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tear Down This Wall
I dont have the time to keep looking for this thread where ever the Mods try to hide it.
So...............let this just be the last post, crown me king of thread enders, and let's all get along with our lives.
For me that would be ending a bunch of meaningless threads.......like this one.
Boo Pepsi.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tear Down This Wall
Hooray Coke.
:D
I'm going to make my 3,000th and last post in the thread where I posted the most.
The end.
Tear Down This Wall
Sooner All-Big XII
Location: Chair
Posts: 2,999
vCash: 500
When you gonna do that?
Doh!
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!!