I always, always, always change the radio station they start to play a Bon Jovi song.
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I always, always, always change the radio station they start to play a Bon Jovi song.
Yo cambia siempre, siempre, siempre la estación de radio que comienzan a jugar una canción de Bon Jovi.
SpongeBob Square Pant is awesomely funny.
On a side note, Dokken was always one of my favorite groups. "It's Not Love" remains my favorite song of there's
"Es ist nicht Liebe."
Don Dokken
41 inch bust!
awesome
what do you think she insured them against?
Theft? Wind and Hail?
Sharp corners and horny hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by OUinFLA
It looks like she needed insurance against gaping admirers and spontaneous handspringers...
http://sabrinastuff.com/pix/handstand.jpg
"I have two footballs! Guess where they are?"Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fake Don Dokken
After calm reflection, I think a fatal post may be inflicted on a thread and that the thread could die a lingering death. In that situation, under common legal principles, the poster of the lethal post is guilty of killing said thread, even though there may be some passage of time before the thread actually expires. However, the issue of intervening causation can, and usually does, complicate the analysis. I hope this helps.
Oh yeah, the babe is astounding.
[Edit: Correctwd Spellong errirs.]
I wasn't on the other board, so I am saving you some time! Surely my total posts/thread killing ratio would vault me to the top? If not, can I claim honors for thread jacking? (See dog/cat story above)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason White's Third Knee
Does the dog/cat story qualify as dog/cat smack?
TFDD - I think the French could be parrots. Long lived, noisy, somewhat entertaining, messy - nice to visit, but wouldn't want one to live with.
Seriously, or as much as can be, for a Friday.
I've laid a real stinker on the South Oval. It has the potential to go all the way to page 3 without a single reply! Think of it... so inherently boring, inane, and useless that almost nobody even looks at it. It's my ticket to the bottom.
Is this the "I'm a bigger loser(or looser if you wish) than you" thread?
I was looking for it, but I lost my way.
I hate to mention it again.....it's about a fringe Mardi Gras parade. Long and boring post and of no interest unless you plan to be there drinking in the streets and watching the crazies (as I plan to). This "race to the bottom" is stressful!Quote:
Originally Posted by OUinFLA
IMO, you can not possibly claim that distinction until you have posted a thread where no one even looks at it. Lack of replies has too much ambiguity. You have no way of knowing whose life you might have influenced by just reading your so called worthless topic. You may have been the reason someone decides to be an astronaut and becomes the first person to step upon the surface of Mars.Quote:
Originally Posted by TUSooner
Imagine how low you would feel if you went through life thinking you had actually achieved the bottom of poster notariety, and were proud of the fact, when all of a sudden you are watching CNN while that persons steps out onto the surface of the Red Planet and says, "One small step for man,,,,,,,,,, and without the encouragement of TUSooner back in 2004, this giant step for mankind would not have occured."
But, keep trying, always keep your objective unobtainable.
:)
Well, I messed up TUsooners chance at no replies - ooophs! I won't do it again.
TFDD - what was the name of the American actress that was killed in a car wreck somewhere down South - 50's or 60's? Her daughter was in the car, I think. Jane Mansfield??? That's who I thought of when I saw your pictures.
OUinFLA - I am not sure what to think of you anymore now that you have a Horn saying you are okay.... That's a bit scary.
Are we lack-of-post-viewing counting now?
Very touching (sniff).Quote:
Originally Posted by OUinFLA
Boy, those low carb subs at Subway are really good.
I love fresh bread.
this is not as easy as it sounds.Quote:
Originally Posted by BajaOklahoma
Quote:
Originally Posted by TUSooner
Actually, on occasion, bullet holes to the head have been known to cure certain forms of mental disease.
Wet blanket!Quote:
Originally Posted by OUinFLA
Semi-seriously, you idiot!
Imagine, if you can, a thread so inherently inane and boring that NO ONE would even take a look !! Alas, such depths can never be attained. But wait, how about a thread entitled: "Only [insert disgusting social group here] should read this thread." ??Quote:
Originally Posted by BajaOklahoma
If you could manage to be on "everyone's" ignore list, would that provide you with a solution for obtaining the less than worthy goal of posting a thread that no one would view?
I would think the "disgusting social group" idea would fail when you found out you had kindred spirits on the forum.Not only would that be enlightning, it would be even more devestating to find that you were now friends with a group of people you really felt were "disgusting".....................wait a min.......
I need to rethink that.
Baja,
The gal I keep posting is some British or Australian chick from the 50s or 60s who went under the name "Sabrina" as a pin-up girl.
I don't know who was killed in the car accident, but I know that "Sabrina" has some very nice pre-silicone era assets
She apparently drove a Ford Zephyr
http://sabrinastuff.com/pix/sabrina-s41.jpg
It's the killer that has no conscience that is the most effective and a killer that is unaware if his killing is least likely to talk. Who owns those boobs?Quote:
Originally Posted by TUSooner
nQuote:
Originally Posted by BajaOklahoma
I don't have the authority to make those kinds of decisions. I declared myself the greatest thread ender and I was living the dream until I actually went back through the threads and saw how many those other guys torched. Thunder scatter shoots the board. A clear case of diligence paying off for him. He earns his title. Rooster has an acute talent for dulling the grooves of the reader. He is an apathy dessiminating dynamo.
I know what you mean. Sometimes after reading some of my past posts I do feel inspired to be the first person on mars. I feel like I should be shot out of a cannon or flung from a catapult or maybe I could get one of those ACME rockets.Quote:
Originally Posted by OUinFLA
NAMBLA! CAN WE USE NAMBLA?!Quote:
Originally Posted by TUSooner
LSU fans are sorry drunks.
ENA should have played.
Why is it AD and not AP?
An "apathy dessiminating dynamo"? Can't touch that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason White's Third Knee
I'd definitely skip the first 2. No comment on the 3rd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason White's Third Knee
My wife wants me to go to WalMart. Sure it's a Nazi organization, but that happy face mascot is so inviting.
I am pretty impressed that this thread is now at 115 posts - no way would I have thought that it would go this far.
There should be a thread titled "don't look, you idiot." But it would a great idea if the names of the people who looked would be automatically listed......
Wonder who would be the first?
Seriously?
I would just think you posted it for me.
So, the answer is....................me.
Ding, ding, ding..... we have a winner!
I knew you would be first! :D :D
I'ver never won anything before!!!!!!
I have so many people I want to thank.
first there is...............well.......uh..........ok, Baja for always making me think she is talking to me when she says "Seriously, you idiot!"
(what'd I win?)
I'm not sure - Ben ate it already.
Oh, well. Better luck next time!
You don't rule, Tommy Gallion rules. Those glasses rule and spizgitty sucks.
I really dont understand how someone can perform a threadjacking...............
:D