Attn: Little [censored] on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Okay, you little ****er.
I know you think you're funny but the next time you pull in front of me and hit your ****ing brakes I'm going to take it to your *** worse than anything you've seen on 'Oz'.
It is not your job to make sure us speeders slow down. And like that lady showed you yesterday, we can go around you on the left side. Sure, we face oncoming traffic but at least we won't be getting ****ed with for miles at a time.
Write down her tag number all you want you little *****. What're you going to do, call the cops and tell them that when you purposely tried to make someone ***-end you they went around you?
You are not funny. Except for the time when you flipped me off using the arm with the brace on it you ****ing chrono-jacker - that was funny.
Today, if you **** with me I swear I will run your punkass off the ****ing road.
Leave me the **** alone you sniveling little bastard. You've been warned.
****er.
Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Jeez, flash your boobs to get out of one speeding ticket, and all of a sudden you're Mad f*ckin' Max...;)
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This little ****er is purposely ****ing with people on a regular basis. I thought he was just ****ing with me because he did it for like 4 days in a row. But it's not. He's messing with other people, too. I saw him try almost run this other woman off the road the other day.
****ing bastard. I have never really wanted to wreck anyone but I'd run his *** on off into Farmer Smith's cow pasture.
They'd better revisit that whole AK47 gun thingie before I run to Academy and buy me one.
****er.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Example: He'll be cruising along in the right lane behind someone. When he sees you coming up on the left, fast, he pulls over real quick next to the car he was following. So now he's got you blocked in behind him.
After this, he puts his hands behind his head like he's kicking back and relaxing and watches you in his rear-view mirror.
When you start to get mad he waves at you.
If you try to go around him he veers off and won't let you.
I'm almost tempted to think he's doing some kind of road rage psychological study or something.
****er. ****ing prick.
Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
a license plate number and a lil call to the po-lice can do wonders on occasion.
Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Do one of two things:
1. When he's looking at you, pick up your cell phone and begin dialing something. Any number. Then lean up like you're noting his license plate number.
2. Have a gun. Aim it in his direction.
Shoot if ya wanna.
Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Yesterday on my way home he tried to get me pinned in but I got through and as I passed him I looked over and laughed at him.
So he flipped me off.
With the hand/arm that's in one of those carpal tunnel braces.
What a dumbass.
Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
:eek::eek::eek:
BSG said *****.
:cool:
Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Yeah, I guess she's working blue now. Just like Redd Foxx.
Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
go buy "bigfoot" and then let him tap his brakes in front of you....just keep going. :)
Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
I thought she was talking about me or a second :P
Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Man, I let that little punk really **** me off.
I apologize to all for my horrid behavior and supa.foul language.
At least until I see him again on the road...
Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
I'm on Sooner road 5 days a week. What time of day? And what does the prick drive?
Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
if he's a little prick, no doubt he drives like a vette or something right? or is that just a stereotype? ;)
Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
BREATHE, GIRL, BREATHE!
If you turn your car into his rear wheel, so that the passenger front corner of your car impacts at about the driver's side rear wheel, you'll flip him over like a flapjack.
Negligent homicide is a misdemeanor.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
i hope i see this guy when i'm driving my 1988 GMC Jimmy K5 (not my normal car, but I use it when I tow the boat or just out having fun). The thing is nothing but American steel with 4 wheels. If he drives a car, he could plow into me and nothing would happen to this truck. Nothing. At all. My trailer hitch would take out his radiator and half of his motor. BSG, you made me mad at this guy just by posting that. I'll have to keep a look out for him from now on. :eddie:
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