TESTING - CHANNEL - ONE - DEVICE - ONE - THREE - EIGHT - TESTING

Eh, I just didn't give an update in time.

To top it off, I got a parking ticket this morning. I've been carpooling with a manager that has a reserved space for the past 2 years and they pick TODAY to give me a ticket. I am going to throw a big assed fit if they don't cancel it.

**** Norm, this just isn't your day!

Does it make you feel better that they're doing it for your safety?

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Originally Posted by SoonerStormchaser

**** Norm, this just isn't your day!

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You don't pay attention, do you? This is EXACTLY his day.

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Originally Posted by BigRedJed

You don't pay attention, do you? This is EXACTLY his day.

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You got it.

Guess what.

THEY ARE TESTING AGAIN! The 3 and a half hour gap actually fooled me. Also they fooled me when it said "testing concluded" a little while ago. I won't be fooled so easily again.

Whatever you do, don't have a drink before you drive home. No doubt there will be a roadside sobriety test and you will somehow blow a .10.

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You people do realize that this thread should make you all smile and feel good, don't you? All you gotta do is think "damn, I sure am happy I ain't Norm. How much would that suck?"

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Originally Posted by Norm In Norman

WHY THE **** DO THEY HAVE TO TEST THE MOTHER ****ING ALARM SYSTEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ****ING DAY! I AM ABOUT TO ****ING KILL SOMEONE! THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON EVERY 10 SECONDS FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF NOW! AND THERE IS A ****ING STROBE LIGHT FLASHING TOO! I PUT ON MY ****ING HEADPHONES AND I CAN STILL HEAR IT AND SEE THE ****ING STROBE LIGHT! I JUST LOOKED AT IT AND NOW I HAVE A ****ING GREEN SPOT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY VISION! AND ALL OF THIS IS LOCATED RIGHT ABOVE MY CUBICLE! MOTHER ****ER! SON OF A ****ING BITCH! FPOMF! I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE, I SWEAR TO GOD! I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON ANYTHING! ****!

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you know, this looks like a thread I almost posted last night. They were doing their test of the emergency broadcast system on TV and rather than testing it once they did it 4 or 5 times. each time the voice would say "this concludes the test..." and it'd start again.

but I have to hand it to you--you sure know how to brighten up my day :D

MOTHER ****ER!

Just when I start concentrating on something, it sounds like the Enterprise is about to be attacked by Klingons. DAMMIT JIM, I'M A PROGRAMMER NOT A <insert some profession where alarms are normal and easily ignored here>!

Greatest. Thread. Evar.

I'm gonna stalk Norm today.

There's bound to be some awesomeness around him on Friday teh 13th...

:norm:

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Originally Posted by C&CDean

You people do realize that this thread should make you all smile and feel good, don't you? All you gotta do is think "damn, I sure am happy I ain't Norm. How much would that suck?"

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It wouldn't be the first time I've thought that. :cool:

If you really want to get even, what you do is set the building on fire during the test and let everyone burn to death because it is JUST a drill!! Next time they will do it when the building is empty

somebody bumped this thread just to brighten my day, didn't they? :D

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Originally Posted by Norm In Norman

MOTHER ****ER!

Just when I start concentrating on something, it sounds like the Enterprise is about to be attacked by Klingons. DAMMIT JIM, I'M A PROGRAMMER NOT A <insert some profession where alarms are normal and easily ignored here>!

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Cant you just shoot it? :confused: