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My first lol of the day. Good stuff.
Wow, that is one of the best questions I've ever seen. I'm thinking I could take something like 15 of them... give or take a few.
i'm thinking if it takes more than one hit to knock one out, there may be trouble
oh and this avatar probably wouldn't make it here :D
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I think the number would be pretty high. Seriously, how is a 5 year old going to knock me out?
Regular five-year-olds, or "Little Hercules: The World's Strongest Boy"?
http://www.craigproductions.com/arch...e_Hercules.jpg
And what about Little Hercules vs. Mini-Ditka?
This was on page 39 of that thread...heh.
On another note, page 39!!!!http://www.baby-halloween-costume.co...costume-lg.gif
Dude, Bam-Bam would pwn that cheese-head.
How many of those elfen-dressed munchkins do you 'spose Howzit could take on?
I'm thinkin' I agree with this guy:
I had some friends that used to have this barbecue every year and there would always be a dozen or so kids around. After a few beers, I ended up taking them all on in a football game. Kids could barely even lay a hand on me in that little bitty yard. And even when I stopped and let them grab me, all dozen of 'em couldn't bring me down. And these weren't no wimpy 5-year olds - more like 7 or 8-year olds. You could probably just run through a mob of 5-year olds and knock 20 of 'em out with some high knee action.Quote:
I am surprised at these answers. I am not that strong of a guy but I was thinking a way bigger number. Probably over 100. Do you guys realize how small 5 yr olds are? One kick to the face and they would be down for the count. The area would be pretty big and you are obviously a lot faster than them so you could just kind of run at around and pick off the ones on the edges of the mob without letting yourself get surrounded. Also I think you guys overestimate how much the training would help them. They probably woulnd't pay much attention to the teacher and wouldn't remember what they had learned the next day anyways. Their biting and whatever else would be no match for your constantly flailing arms and legs that would take them down with a single blow. And how are they ever going to get you to go unconscious? Even if they got you on the ground you could just keep flailing your arms and kicking your legs and they would be no match for you. Plus alot of them would be scared of you despite their training. Thats probably one of the biggest factors. Once they see you kicking their freinds *** they are going to go try to hide in the corner and then you can just go take em down 1 by 1. Im starting to think 100 is even low, fill up the whole damn gym.
I mean think about it - a 5-year old's chin is around waist high. Just go Roger Craig on their weak asses and catch 'em all right under the chin with a knee and they start dropping like flies.
I would pwn a kindergarten class.
And I think this is an excellent idea as well:
Grab one of those little buggers by the ankles and swing it around like you're doing the hammer throw.Quote:
Are you allowed to use one the kids to wield at other kids ala a sword?
Why am I the only one still posting in this thread?
Aren't the rest of you interested in fighting little kids?
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all of them
I'm a teacher, this might someday have practical applications for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by SoonerInKCMO
I think it'd be alot. Might be tough to knock them out, as you'd get tired eventually, but I see no way in hell they'd be able to knock you out.
Heh.
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The problem I see with running around or kicking / flailing your legs is the potential for one of the little carcasses strewn about the room to get caught up in your legs. Inevitably, when this happens, the likelihood of a serious ACL or MCL injury is increased
Fill the freakin gym. I'd be like Neo in Matrix II
I'm mesmerized by TheSaltCracka's avatar.
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Originally Posted by SoonerInKCMO
Ah. Alizee again.
Someone used to have this one as an avatar.
I like the move she does where she bends over with her knees straight, slides her hands up her thighs and then does a 180 with her back arched the whole time.
Man, this is going to go from roughing up 5-year olds to roughing up the suspect pretty quickly.
i had never seen the original, just the one with the fat asian kid's head on her bodyQuote:
Originally Posted by GottaHavePride
Heh. I just googled alizee and there it was.
Fresh back from kickboxing class, here.
Yeah, it would be a high number, but y'all aren't taking your own fatigue into account. Just throwing a punch against air, done long enough, will do you in. Here, every shot you're throwing is a heavy blow. Even for a 5 year-old, you still want to be sure that you only have to throw one technique, so you'd give it at least, say, 75%.
That's work. We spend the first 30 or so minutes of class shadow boxing/warming up. That warmup--all by itself--will do in an out-of-shape dude. It happens every January.
More than 100. Less than 1000. Eventually, I'd get fatigued, and one of the little bastards would get in a shot, and that cup isn't all the protection you want it to be. After that... they'd be like ants.
I agree with Old...fatigue would be the only factor. As far as using one as a sword, they would weigh around 30 to 40 lbs. You would tire quickly. Catch one, rip off a couple of legs and use them as weapons.....
This really needs to be on the front page for the morning people.
I think they should take the cup away. That might make a big difference.
I think it depends quite a bit on your own height and weight. I've got a friend who is about 5'4" and only weighs about 130 lbs. We were at a bar the other day and for no reason at all he punched me in the arm. I slugged him back and put a little body behind it and knocked him off his chair. Of course, I have a foot and a hundred pounds on him, so that just makes me a bully.
But my point is that kinetic energy counts for a ton. If a 5 year old took a running charge at my pint-sized buddy, it might move him out of position. If a 5 year old took a running at a guy my size, I'm thinking they'd just bounce off. So I wouldn't have to expend a whole lot of energy defending myself.
And regarding fatigue...I think it comes down to if they're allowed to bite or not. If they are, well, yeah, fatigue is an issue. But if they're NOT, then you could just curl up in a fetal position and recoup your strength. They wouldn't really be able to hurt you much in that position, even if they dogpiled you.
After much more consideration, I'm pretty sure I could take about 50 of the little buggers before finally being taken down. I'm not sure if they could really "knock me out", but if they piled on top of me so much so that they restricted my breathing enough, I might pass out... so close enough.
Here's how I'd train the kids:
I'd have them surround you and then have them close in. Whatever direction you started running in, I'd have those kids quickly drop to their hands and knees. You would fall. After that, it's over.
That's how Ender would do it too... Game over.
Even an elephant eventually gets taken down by ants.....
All it would take is one of the kids to bite me and I'd go Tasmanian Devil on them.
This thread officially cheered me up...