The official "Bitch to Dean about the USPS" thread

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Originally Posted by C&CDean

On-line banking is for nimrods and no-accounts who can't manage their own damn money. When I pay my bills on July 1st, I know they're paid, and for how much. I also know how much I've got left in checking. I ain't giving up control of my funds to a bank. It's bad enough that they get to hold and make $$ on my deposits.

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Unfortunately, there are some crummy trained postal employees that don't seem to be able to get my bills to me or get my payments to the payee on time. Where do you work again?

After the 100th time the USPS screwed me over somehow, I decided to go this route and have had one problem in two years (with a mailed check that took 3 weeks to get there I might add).

Also I don't have all the free time you have to sit and write checks every month. I do have enough time to ride a horse to work though.

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Originally Posted by Norm In Norman

Unfortunately, there are some crummy trained postal employees that don't seem to be able to get my bills to me or get my payments to the payee on time. Where do you work again?

After the 100th time the USPS screwed me over somehow, I decided to go this route and have had one problem in two years (with a mailed check that took 3 weeks to get there I might add).

Also I don't have all the free time you have to sit and write checks every month. I do have enough time to ride a horse to work though.

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Well then you do it your way Mr. Happy, I'll do it mine. However, you've got time to type your woes on this board, so you've got time to write checks. And tell me, how many times have your bills not shown up at your house? That's what I thought, never. You're just still under the influence of those bitter pills you took.

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Originally Posted by C&CDean

Well then you do it your way Mr. Happy, I'll do it mine. However, you've got time to type your woes on this board, so you've got time to write checks. And tell me, how many times have your bills not shown up at your house? That's what I thought, never. You're just still under the influence of those bitter pills you took.

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You didn't read my post. I frequently don't receive my bills. I actually keep a calendar to remind me when my bill normally needs to be paid so I can call just in case it doesn't show up. I'd say I am missing at least one bill every other month.

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Originally Posted by Norm In Norman

You didn't read my post. I frequently don't receive my bills. I actually keep a calendar to remind me when my bill normally needs to be paid so I can call just in case it doesn't show up. I'd say I am missing at least one bill every other month.

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No, I read it. I just don't buy it. In other words, I'm calling bull****. Major bull****. Unless this "luck o' the Norm" thing is supa-real, or your "bills" are coming from the "Fly by Night Auto Financing and Homecooked Barbecue" place.

Statistics bear your story out. And I use Republic Bank of Norman and McClain Bank in Purcell. I can check my balance and accounting info on line at Republic, and I'm sure you can do on line banking there. McClain, not so much.

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Originally Posted by C&CDean

No, I read it. I just don't buy it. In other words, I'm calling bull****. Major bull****. Unless this "luck o' the Norm" thing is supa-real, or your "bills" are coming from the "Fly by Night Auto Financing and Homecooked Barbecue" place.

Statistics bear your story out. And I use Republic Bank of Norman and McClain Bank in Purcell. I can check my balance and accounting info on line at Republic, and I'm sure you can do on line banking there. McClain, not so much.

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It's probably my carrier, but I don't care. My mail is supposed to show up every time no matter who my carrier is. In fact, it's gotten a bit better here lately but not perfect. Then again my carrier now drives a USPS truck instead of a 1978 LTD.

Don't get me started on why junk mailers get to pay less for sending mail than me.

I'll bite.

Junk mailers (we prefer to call them Business Mailers) mail brazillions of pieces. They are our valued customers. Our esteemed Business Mailers create 10's of billions of dollars in annual revenue.

You? Your'e too cheap to buy a .41 cent stamp, and you don't mail ****. Then you bitch about the one time in your whole universe that your dead Aunt Margaret didn't get the birthday card you mailed her for 3-weeks.

I think the real question here is why is Norm mailing birthday cards to dead relatives.

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Originally Posted by Viking Kitten

I think the real question here is why is Norm mailing birthday cards to dead relatives.

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It's Norm.

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Originally Posted by C&CDean

I'll bite.

Junk mailers (we prefer to call them Business Mailers) mail brazillions of pieces. They are our valued customers. Our esteemed Business Mailers create 10's of billions of dollars in annual revenue.

You? Your'e too cheap to buy a .41 cent stamp, and you don't mail ****. Then you bitch about the one time in your whole universe that your dead Aunt Margaret didn't get the birthday card you mailed her for 3-weeks.

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So, you are a service for big business instead of citizens. Got it.

Dean, did you know Mr. Flowers is having trouble getting his mail delivered? It has been a problem he has been dealing with for about 4-5 months:D

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Originally Posted by Norm In Norman

So, you are a service for big business instead of citizens. Got it.

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No, we are a service for everyone. Except you. Suck it.

She wasn't dead when he mailed it. She died sometime later.

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Originally Posted by Mongo

Dean, did you know Mr. Flowers is having trouble getting his mail delivered? It has been a problem he has been dealing with for about 4-5 months:D

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Tell Lew to suck it too.

Norm says it would save everyone a lot of time and money if they just skipped the postal carrier "training" all together.

What's to know?

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Originally Posted by jaux

This thread needs baby pics

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Originally Posted by Norm In Norman

http://lh4.google.com/image/nsmelton.../theboys01.jpg

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That's two future Postal workers right there.

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Originally Posted by C&CDean

I rest my case Norm.

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debit cards made mailing a bill via usps kinda a waste of time.

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Originally Posted by C&CDean

I rest my case Norm.

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i'm sure the USPS wont miss my .41 stamp

i pay a flat fee and know for certain that not only does my payment actually get there, it gets there on time

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Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan

i'm sure the USPS wont miss my .41 stamp

i pay a flat fee and know for certain that not only does my payment actually get there, it gets there on time

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Goody.

indeed