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At least I now know why kids stay inside playing video games now and I played outside.
Holy crap, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!
I don't know which one was funnier:
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Sheldon: Hey, why does it say Sears on the controller?
EGM: Sears sold it for Atari.
Andrew: Isn't Sears, like, a clothing company?
Becky: Sears makes everything. Actually, I've never been in there.
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Tim: I would never pay to play something like this.
John: I'd sooner jump up and down on one foot.
My favorite:
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EGM: This game was so popular in Japan that—
John: They made it into a TV show?
EGM: Well, no. It was so popular that they ran out—
John: Oh, did they make collectible trading cards for it?
EGM: Um, no. It was so popular that there was a shortage of the coins used to play it.
John: But you can get this game on a cell phone. Why would you want to pay for it in an arcade?
Andrew: I've seen a game like this in the arcade, but it's tons faster.
Sheldon: …and it's in color.
Andrew: …and your spaceship looks more like a spaceship.
Nico: …and not like a little box.
An 11 year olds comments on Donkey Kong
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Oh, grab the umbrella. Those are cool. Unfashionable, gay, but cool.
OMG, that is hysterical!
Some of those words seem a bit suspicious for a 10-year-old...
My kids LOVE the old arcade games. Dig Dug, Pac Man, Galaga, etc...I think these brats are too picky.
Seriously, I have tears running out of my eyes right now. I got a phone call from a guy in Wisconsin wanting to order some wheels and I could barely talk to him. I had to turn from the screen.Quote:
Andrew: The point of E.T. is to see how bad they can **** you off...
Nico: …before you turn it off.
Becky: Maybe another movie company that didn't want you to like E.T. made this game.
Andrew: Yeah, it was some sort of corporate sabotage.
Sheldon: Hurry, make him die!
Gordon: Please.
[E.T. finally dies—general clapping and hurrahs]
i agree with them. ET was horrible. I never could figure out what to do or why I was playing the game.
Freakin' websense . . .
OMG! I'm crying!
Volume! A huge volume knob!
Make it stop!
Little punk! :)Quote:
Kirk: I'm sure everyone who made this game is dead by now.
heh
let those kids play Robotron and they'l be singing a different tune....
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Tim: My line is so beating the heck out of your stupid line. Fear my pink line. You have no chance. I am the undisputed lord of virtual tennis. [Misses ball] Whoops
fear my pink line.
that is SO my future siggy.
I figured I was old when VH-1 said that the 80's was "Retro."
Well, of course they do, Crawfish.Quote:
Originally Posted by crawfish
They're all deathly afraid if they go outside, you'll make 'em play on the Trampoline of Flying Death.
:D
Seriously, glad the boy's about done with his cast. You should be happy it happened -- I don't think any boy can grow up right without a couple of casts along the way.
It's a natural part of development. Kids that don't break a limb or two are funny -- kinda fruity, even.
That is the funniest thing I've seen this week, and that includes Norm and Czar's farks of each other.
I've never had a cast, redstick. What's you got, girley-bones? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by RedstickSooner
Can't believe they didn't make them play Pac-Man, Galaga, or Tron.
Oooh Ooooh. Joust!!!
Sh*t I remember in the early 90's a fellow that had something like 50 old arcade style games. He had Tron and wanted $100 for it. I couldn't afford it. Damn. Now those old arcade games are going for lotsa $$$$
Well I finally got to see it . . . that's hilarious.