Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass
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Originally Posted by Stanley1
I dated a girl that had a b/f do this. She didn't seem pleased.
Well at least she was pissed off.
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I can't believe she cleaned it up.
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You know, last night I glazed this chick's face while some drunk ****er was snoring away beside her. A little while later, he gets up and pisses on the rug. Coincidence?
Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass
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Originally Posted by OU Adonis
Well at least she was pissed off.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
:D
Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass
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Originally Posted by C&CDean
You know, last night I glazed this chick's face while some drunk ****er was snoring away beside her. A little while later, he gets up and pisses on the rug. Coincidence?
Wow. Has a Mod ever locked a thread because of something he posted?
Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass
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Originally Posted by Mjcpr
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
:D
Dude he served that one up Bull Durham style...
Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass
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Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
Dude he served that one up Bull Durham style...
Yeah, I owe him one.
Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass
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Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
... All is fine and dandy until sometime while we were asleep I get up and walk over to her door and pee on the carpet....
Holy F'ing Sh*t. That's lame. :(
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Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass
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Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
CANS!
Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass
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Originally Posted by OklahomaTrombone
btw...your shirt sucks.
Hers is nice though.
;)
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Yeah, I think it was cold there.. not that I was looking or anything........
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Is that really beer in that cup??
Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass
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Originally Posted by mdklatt
Is that really beer in that cup??
There was no carpet anywhere close, so.....
Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass
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Originally Posted by Mjcpr
Hers is nice though.
;)
What shirt?
Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass
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Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
I go out on the town last night to catch a Jason Boland show at the Bluebird Theater. The lady I've been seeing for a while meets me there. You guys said to throw her back that there were more crawdads in the creek but I'm still hanging around. Anyhoo, we have a large time and I was going to catch a cab home being as I was overserved and she takes me to her place. All is fine and dandy until sometime while we were asleep I get up and walk over to her door and pee on the carpet. I wake up and she has a bottle of 'pet stain remover' and paper towells. I proceed to apologise and feel like the jackass that I am. She insists it's not that big of a deal and takes me to my car. I'm thinking she's a keeper after last night.
Hold the phone. Mrs Mj claims to have heard this story on the internets before.
What gives?
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Next time you should go **** in her closet. Chicks love that. [/najehdavenport]
Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass
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Originally Posted by Mjcpr
Hold the phone. Mrs Mj claims to have heard this story on the internets before.
What gives?
Lies, there is no Ms Mj
:D
Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass
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Originally Posted by Mjcpr
Hold the phone. Mr Mj claims to have heard this story on the internets before.
What gives?
Fixed
Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass
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Originally Posted by Harry Beanbag
Next time you should go **** in her closet. Chicks love that. [/najehdavenport]
Make sure to sing while you do it...
Now I'm ****tin' your closet, he's ****tin' in the closet; Now I'm using your shirt as terlet paper, he's using your shirt as terlet paper; Now I'm looking for a bell, he's looking for a bell; Where is the bell, where's that damn bell...
Next make a music video.