Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass
I go out on the town last night to catch a Jason Boland show at the Bluebird Theater. The lady I've been seeing for a while meets me there. You guys said to throw her back that there were more crawdads in the creek but I'm still hanging around. Anyhoo, we have a large time and I was going to catch a cab home being as I was overserved and she takes me to her place. All is fine and dandy until sometime while we were asleep I get up and walk over to her door and pee on the carpet. I wake up and she has a bottle of 'pet stain remover' and paper towells. I proceed to apologise and feel like the jackass that I am. She insists it's not that big of a deal and takes me to my car. I'm thinking she's a keeper after last night.
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pic of yours truly and the girl with big boobs. How pimp is the Grady County Sheriff's Deputy shirt I have on??
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I'm thinking she might not be sharing your thoughts.
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Originally Posted by Mjcpr
I'm thinking she might not be sharing your thoughts.
damn. good stuff.
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You're kidding....right? please?
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I had a buddy who told me a story about a time where he woke up after a drinking binge and stood up in bed and pissed on his wife.
Why he told me that story, I dunno. But if it makes you feel better, worse has been done. :D
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Just tell her you like R. Kelley and wanted to break her in slow.
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True love is when you can **** on your girlfriends carpet and she keeps you.
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if she tells her friends, you are finished.
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How many of the other 198455 reasons also involve too much alcohol? Drunk people are funny. :D
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I've heard of people doing this. My BIL has attempted it as a matter of fact.
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Originally Posted by mdklatt
Sounds like it's time to give up drinking.
Or at least pass out in the great outdoors somewhere.
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Originally Posted by OklahomaTrombone
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yep.
sounds like you hit the whiskey after consuming several beers first
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Originally Posted by King Crimson
if she tells her friends, you are finished.
IF????
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Originally Posted by Mjcpr
IF????
good point.
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I wish I could make this stuff up. She has even called me today. Maybe I should quit drinking but then who would you guys laugh at?
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I dated a girl that had a b/f do this. She didn't seem pleased.
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Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
I wish I could make this stuff up. She has even called me today. Maybe I should quit drinking but then who would you guys laugh at?
We always have stanley and pat.
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Originally Posted by OU Adonis
True love is when you can **** on your girlfriends carpet and she keeps you.
Dude, call hallmark right now..them and the "Love is..." comic people