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Attn: Little [censored] on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Okay, you little ****er.
I know you think you're funny but the next time you pull in front of me and hit your ****ing brakes I'm going to take it to your *** worse than anything you've seen on 'Oz'.
It is not your job to make sure us speeders slow down. And like that lady showed you yesterday, we can go around you on the left side. Sure, we face oncoming traffic but at least we won't be getting ****ed with for miles at a time.
Write down her tag number all you want you little *****. What're you going to do, call the cops and tell them that when you purposely tried to make someone ***-end you they went around you?
You are not funny. Except for the time when you flipped me off using the arm with the brace on it you ****ing chrono-jacker - that was funny.
Today, if you **** with me I swear I will run your punkass off the ****ing road.
Leave me the **** alone you sniveling little bastard. You've been warned.
****er.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Jeez, flash your boobs to get out of one speeding ticket, and all of a sudden you're Mad f*ckin' Max...;)
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
This little ****er is purposely ****ing with people on a regular basis. I thought he was just ****ing with me because he did it for like 4 days in a row. But it's not. He's messing with other people, too. I saw him try almost run this other woman off the road the other day.
****ing bastard. I have never really wanted to wreck anyone but I'd run his *** on off into Farmer Smith's cow pasture.
They'd better revisit that whole AK47 gun thingie before I run to Academy and buy me one.
****er.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Example: He'll be cruising along in the right lane behind someone. When he sees you coming up on the left, fast, he pulls over real quick next to the car he was following. So now he's got you blocked in behind him.
After this, he puts his hands behind his head like he's kicking back and relaxing and watches you in his rear-view mirror.
When you start to get mad he waves at you.
If you try to go around him he veers off and won't let you.
I'm almost tempted to think he's doing some kind of road rage psychological study or something.
****er. ****ing prick.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
a license plate number and a lil call to the po-lice can do wonders on occasion.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Do one of two things:
1. When he's looking at you, pick up your cell phone and begin dialing something. Any number. Then lean up like you're noting his license plate number.
2. Have a gun. Aim it in his direction.
Shoot if ya wanna.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Yesterday on my way home he tried to get me pinned in but I got through and as I passed him I looked over and laughed at him.
So he flipped me off.
With the hand/arm that's in one of those carpal tunnel braces.
What a dumbass.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
:eek::eek::eek:
BSG said *****.
:cool:
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Yeah, I guess she's working blue now. Just like Redd Foxx.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
go buy "bigfoot" and then let him tap his brakes in front of you....just keep going. :)
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
I thought she was talking about me or a second :P
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Man, I let that little punk really **** me off.
I apologize to all for my horrid behavior and supa.foul language.
At least until I see him again on the road...
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
I'm on Sooner road 5 days a week. What time of day? And what does the prick drive?
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
if he's a little prick, no doubt he drives like a vette or something right? or is that just a stereotype? ;)
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
BREATHE, GIRL, BREATHE!
If you turn your car into his rear wheel, so that the passenger front corner of your car impacts at about the driver's side rear wheel, you'll flip him over like a flapjack.
Negligent homicide is a misdemeanor.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
i hope i see this guy when i'm driving my 1988 GMC Jimmy K5 (not my normal car, but I use it when I tow the boat or just out having fun). The thing is nothing but American steel with 4 wheels. If he drives a car, he could plow into me and nothing would happen to this truck. Nothing. At all. My trailer hitch would take out his radiator and half of his motor. BSG, you made me mad at this guy just by posting that. I'll have to keep a look out for him from now on. :eddie:
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
I'm holding out for the flying car...
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Nah, too nerdy. I wouldn't give either foot for that flying car.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
He's driving north on Sooner between 5:15 and 5:45pm. Every day. In a light green metallic Ford freakin' Contour.
He's a smallish guy with red hair. And no, it ain't Farkus. Kinda looks like him, though.
I usually see him north of Franklin at about 5:30.
****ing prick.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
First off, he shouldn't be doing stuff just to **** people off.
Second of all ... slow down bsg. All you are doing is saving 30 seconds by driving fast. How many times have you swerved around in traffic, passing people and then the person you passed 5 minutes ago pulls up beside you at a stop light?
I used to get majorly pissed while I was driving. I've been working on it and now I just get slightly perturbed. I feel much better about it now.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
You know, when Norm is giving you tips on how to enhance your calm you KNOW you have a rage problem...
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Why doesn't someone just follow his lil punk ***?
Intimidation ROCKS !! :)
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
I think he needs to be hit in the face by a bus.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
I do drive too fast. I always have. And I've been making an effort to slow down a bit. I now just try to stay with traffic instead of trying to get to the front of it.
But you're right - I do get pissed every single time I drive. That should tell me something, I guess.
But that has nothing to do with the prick. I want to smash his face.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
So does this mean we're going to get daily updates on what he does next?
Whatever happens I'll be tuning into the local news that's for sure . . . :D
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
I do drive too fast. I always have. And I've been making an effort to slow down a bit. I now just try to stay with traffic instead of trying to get to the front of it.
But you're right - I do get pissed every single time I drive. That should tell me something, I guess.
But that has nothing to do with the prick. I want to smash his face.
Just lookin' out for ya.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
I know. Thanks.
And you'll be glad to know that this morning on my way to work I never went faster than 60mph.
Mr. BSG stays on me about my driving. He tells me that if I'm ever in an accident that the accident will be worse if I'm speeding, he gripes at me because speeding wears the brake pads out on my car a lot faster (which he has to replace about once every 6 months), and even though I don't get tickets that often they are very expensive.
So I'll slow down.
But I still want to bash in the prick's face.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Well, I'm sure all the cop-flashing you do keeps the ticket expenses down. ;)
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oldnslo
Negligent homicide is a misdemeanor.
This is exactly the kind of useful information that keeps me coming back to Soonerfans.com.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
get a tag number, and lets all get together and beat the **** out of him and his car. someone here has to have a cop friend that will run a tag number for them. post his address and we'll take turns setting his car on fire.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
We should get together in a giant group, and each take a bite of him.
Why you ask? This way we will kill him, but the police will never be able to figure out which "bite" was the deadly one, thus we will all get off.
Your welcome.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
So I'm driving home yesterday (doing 60mph, Norm) and I see him up ahead of me. And I see a lot of cars behind him hitting their brakes. He's got about 7 cars trapped.
So the car in the slow lane speeds up and everyone starts going around him. Including me. When I pass him (which I did politely and correctly) he flashes his brights at me three times. So I hit my brakes three times. His arms were flying all around in the little car he has. Whoo-boy, for some reason he got all excitable and demonstrative.
This time I got the prick's tag number.
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
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Re: Attn: Little Prick on Sooner Rd. (This thread has been rated R)
I just gave it a little tappy.
Tap, tap, tappy.
Pissed him off good, though. Prick.