Re: The right bra can change your life
For you girls thinking you're just fine...
...you might be. But I thought was, too. It can't hurt and the ladies really don't grope you or anything. More like your Granny helping you get dressed or something.
I benefitted from it greatly. You might, too.
Re: The right bra can change your life
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
For you girls thinking you're just fine...
...you might be. But I thought was, too. It can't hurt and the ladies really don't grope you or anything. More like your Granny helping you get dressed or something.
I benefitted from it greatly. You might, too.
So did Phil Mickelson. Hey-O!
Re: The right bra can change your life
I might have to make a trip to the dept store then. I certainly can't hurt anything.
Re: The right bra can change your life
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott D
I'd hit it and take the money she owed me :D
I'd hit it like I owed her money and she kept calling like those bastages from Wachovia. ;)
Re: The right bra can change your life
Quote:
Originally Posted by Veritas
I'd hit it like I owed her money and she kept calling like those bastages from Wachovia. ;)
I'd hit it so much that she'd be callin me Papi and paying me rent. :)
Re: The right bra can change your life
way to get this thread locked guys.
IBTL
Re: The right bra can change your life
*Costanza's. George, Estelle and Frank are eating dinner. George is pounding a ketchup bottle.*
Frank: Why do you need all that ketchup for?
George: This is my ketchup. I bought this ketchup just so I could have as much as I want.
Frank: So, I talked to Phil Casacof today.
Estelle: Phil Casacof?
Frank: Yeah, you know my friend, the bra salesman. He says they are looking maybe to put somebody on so I got you an interview next Friday with his boss.
George: Next Friday, what time?
Frank: 2 o'clock.
George: That's my whole afternoon! I was going to look for sneakers.
Frank: You can look for sneakers the next day!
Estelle: He doesn't know anything about bras.
George: I know a little. Besides, what do you have to know?
Frank: Well, it wouldn't hurt to go in the and be able to discuss it intelligently. Maybe you should take a look at a few bras? Where is you bra? Give him a bra to look.
Estelle: I am not giving him a bra.
Frank: Why not?
Estelle: Because I don't need him looking at my bra.
Frank: Why, so he'll go to the interview and he wouldn't know what he's talking about!?!
George: Do we have to...?
Frank: You don't even know what they're made from.
George: They are made from lycra-spandex.
Frank: Get out of here! Lycra-spandex?
Estelle: I think they are made from lycra-spandex.
Frank: Wanna bet? How much you wanna bet?
Estelle: I'm not betting!
Frank: Take a look.
Estelle: All right, I'll get a bra.
Frank: I don't know what the big problem is getting a bra?!
George: She doesn't want to get a bra.
Frank: I'm not saying go to the library and read the whole history, but it wouldn't kill you to know a little bit about it.
George: All right, it wouldn't kill me.
Frank: How long it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds...you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.
George: I-I know about the cups.
Frank: You got the A, B, C the D. That's the biggest.
George: I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.
Estelle: Here, here's the bra.
Frank: Let me see it.
Estelle: 100% lycra-spandex.
Frank: Let me see it.
Estelle: I told you. Here, think you know everything?
Frank: Hmm, that's surprising. All right, what else? You got the cups in the front, two loops in the back. All right, a guess that's about it.
George: I got it. Cups in the front, loops in the back.
Estelle: You got ketchup on it!
Re: The right bra can change your life
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
For you girls thinking you're just fine...
...you might be. But I thought was, too. It can't hurt and the ladies really don't grope you or anything. More like your Granny helping you get dressed or something.
I benefitted from it greatly. You might, too.
Here's a picture of a gal granny helped a while back.....
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/00542...th_key=0054215
Re: The right bra can change your life
There are these amazing bras at Dillard's that are like $60. I forgot the brand, but they feel like your body is wrapped in silk. Oprah loves them. I think I am going to visit the brafitter this weekend so I can get one in the right size.
Re: The right bra can change your life
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sooner Born Sooner Bred
There are these amazing bras at Dillard's that are like $60. I forgot the brand, but they feel like your body is wrapped in silk. Oprah loves them. I think I am going to visit the brafitter this weekend so I can get one in the right size.
$60?!?!?!?!?! I think that's what the new VS bra is priced at....something close to that anyway. Now, I can see 20-25, but NOT $60!!!! Sorry, no can do.
Re: The right bra can change your life
Victoria can KEEP her secrets for that price.
Re: The right bra can change your life
if Oprah liked em, they probably are silk...fresh off of the worm. ;)
Re: The right bra can change your life
Quote:
Originally Posted by TopDaugIn2000
Victoria can KEEP her secrets for that price.
Victoria has no secrets...I told you people this 2 months ago.
Re: The right bra can change your life
Dayum,
I post a perfectly respectable PSA to benefit my Okie sistahs in the interest of their health, comfort and adequate support and you people have completely smutted it up. :D
BTW, Mrs Homey can do that thing where she can take her bra off without taking her shirt off. I think its a magic trick or something.
Re: The right bra can change your life
Quote:
Originally Posted by Okla-homey
Dayum,
I post a perfectly respectable PSA to benefit my Okie sistahs in the interest of their health, comfort and adequate support and you people have completely smutted it up. :D
BTW, Mrs Homey can do that thing where she can take her bra off without taking her shirt off. I think its a magic trick or something.
Can she tie a knot in a cherry stem?
Re: The right bra can change your life
Re: The right bra can change your life
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sexy Sooner Angel
REALLY????
Other than the tits I just don't see it.
tits
tits
tits
Errrrrr....uh......Huh??
Re: The right bra can change your life
Quote:
Originally Posted by silverwheels
I missed it all! :mad:
Me too.
Re: The right bra can change your life
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mjcpr
Can she tie a knot in a cherry stem?
darn skippy! without using her hands too.
Re: The right bra can change your life
Quote:
Originally Posted by Okla-homey
BTW, Mrs Homey can do that thing where she can take her bra off without taking her shirt off. I think its a magic trick or something.
ehhh, it's a standard for us females.