The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

Orange on the field
Like a nasty vomit mess
Rashaun Woods goes down

 

Pistol Pete appears
Sheep, nervous, scared, run away
Cowboys come to "play."

 

Silent aggie fans
Leave Norman in cars and vans
Home to beat their wives

 

OSU SUCKS BAD
SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS
OSU SUCKS BAD

 

Like a little bro
who wins a game now and then
time to slap him down

 

Tatum O'Neil Bell
You Go To Hell
Not Taco Bell!

 

nice one widescreen

 

The Teddy Lehman
Will Be Hangman
At oSu Bedlam

 

Orange is for pumpkins

Carrots, jello, and fruit juice

It makes my eyes hurt

 

Cowpukes in Norman
Pain, blood, heartache, hopes shattered
by Sooner Magic

Years of frustration
welling. Burning like hot coals
Grilled poke anyone?

Wannabe, step-child
Tail trying to wag the dog
Ain't gonna happen

 

Pokes are for real
but get bitchslapped in Norman.
Tails tucked, they crawl home.

 

fields getting planted
saturday woods gets cut down
runningbacks bell rung.

 

It seems we need to define Haiku for some folks.

Five syllables
Seven syllables
Five syllables

For example:
I cannot believe
that seventeen syllables
are sufficient to...

 

Pete get pistol-whipp
Fields get mowed
Miles are travelled
OU will bring wood

 

yosemite sam
a good mascot does not make
laughing stock of state

 

Yo SuperSooner
You think you are SuperSmart
Shut your big pie hole


just kidding.

 

Nice haiku widescreen
My pie hole is laughing hard
Now kiss my big ass

just kidding

 

Miles brain = slow lane;
Fields passing = lazy and "dying quail" if I had to name;
R Woods = pushes off by dang but will be tamed;
Pistol Pete = embarassing and inane....

 

heads ripped from the necks
of orange clad stillwater boys
sooners insert poo

i tried...

 

a psychological/historical haiku

pokes possess complex
like that of Napolean
here comes Waterloo