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Teblow after Mcdaniels

Discussion in 'Sooner Football' started by StiffArmTrophy, Dec 7, 2010.

  1. SoonerLB

    SoonerLB New Member

    Originally posted by fadada1 - "are you suggesting that his touch does not cure hate??? because to suggest anything else is blasphemy!!!!"

    Actually, his touch does something else . . .



    Originally posted by KantoSooner - "What a moment: Timmah goes to the door of his condo to pay the pizza delivery guy and finds .... Chase Daniel there!

    He could try to sell him a burial policy while Chase made change."

    Actually, he plans to get in the jewelry business, specifically watches . . .

  2. Bourbon St Sooner

    Bourbon St Sooner SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    He SOLD jerseys. My guess is that the sale of Tebow jerseys has dropped off precipitously since the season started. I'd like to see a sales chart.
  3. Soonerfan88

    Soonerfan88 Well-Known Member

    Hmmm.....Teblow in line to be cut from Denver & Urban quits Florida. Maybe they plan on running away together. :D
  4. Landthief 1972

    Landthief 1972 New Member

    He should move to Napa Valley. Friar Tebow Chardonnay would be a best-seller, especially if people could see him turn it from water to wine while they watched. He could offer a free circumcision with a purchase of a gallon jug of wine.
  5. KantoSooner

    KantoSooner SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    I just had the most horrifying concept of how he could turn water into mild yellow liquid. And of the hordes of folks from Florida who'd pay him for it.
  6. hgarmorer

    hgarmorer New Member

    It doesn't matter how many jersey's he sales. All the jersey sales revenue goes back to the league and it is divided between all the teams. Let him sale as much as he wants, makes no difference
  7. sooneron

    sooneron Soonerfans.com Elitist

    Let him sale? :rolleyes:
  8. winout

    winout New Member

    Jealousy sucks.
  9. bluedogok

    bluedogok SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    They need to trade Tebow to Jacksonville....

    A few years ago I saw an article about that revenue stream, the NFL gets the majority of it but some goes to the teams. The teams also produce and market their own merchandise in addition to the NFL/Reebok produced merchandise that every team has, the teams keep a higher percentage of revenue of that product than the NFL/Reebok stuff.
  10. Landthief 1972

    Landthief 1972 New Member

    So does sanctimoniously tooting your own horn while looking down your nose at everyone else. Face it, Tebow is a victim of a glut of coverage received about his squeaky-clean image in college, and nobody wants to be reminded how mortal and ordinary they are compared to a guy who already has physical gifts, then ends up being a philanthropist to boot.
  11. soonerbub

    soonerbub New Member

    I nominate this as post of the year for the SoonerLB graffiti
  12. StiffArmTrophy

    StiffArmTrophy New Member

    He really hasn't been that successful in running the wildcat is the thing! He only has those because they were all near the goalline. He doesn't have any play over 15 yards yet. I'm thinking his longest play is actually 11 yards and if I'm right it's his only one even over ten yards!
  13. SoonerPr8r

    SoonerPr8r New Member

    Meyer quits florida right after McDaniels gets fired? Perhaps ole Urban is hoping to coach Denver so he can be with Timmah again.
  14. Mad Dog Madsen

    Mad Dog Madsen New Member

    For a second, I thought those were all his championship rings! :O

    (takes cover) :D
  15. catsigater

    catsigater New Member

    Dude needs to sign on with Bleacher Report.
  16. Fraggle145

    Fraggle145 Drunky Town Limnologist

  17. RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

    RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone! SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Lotta "dislike" out there,for St. Timmy.
  18. catsigater

    catsigater New Member

    LSU Freak rocks...
  19. SunnySooner

    SunnySooner Wild West Wench

    Jacksonville DOES NOT want His Tebowness...we suck bad enough as it is. And if you live in Jax, as I do, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting Tim or one of his relatives. I've personally seen him 3 times, all unintentional!!! He shows up at football games, concerts, church...

    We have Tebow-fatigue already, please do not inflict him on our Jaguars.
  20. Eddie Money

    Eddie Money Active Member

    Dear God, as a fellow Bronco fan, I hope not. The only choices that would make me happy are:

    1. Apologize and beg Shanahan to come back
    2. Gary Kubiak (It is his rightful place)
    3. Mike Leach

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