So I met a girl...

Compliments =


Oh, and stare at her bewbs. They love that!

 

Now half of this is probably good advice. I'm really bad at complimenting women. I feel like they'll think I'm some sort of creepy perv if I say anything the least bit nice about their looks. What exactly is appropriate to say when you don't know someone very well?

I guess something basic like, "you look nice this evening."

 

Whip out your big 'spekker; that always impresses the ladies.

 

Yup, that works. So does a basic compliment like one of her girlfriends would give her. "I love your hair." "You look like you just left the salon!"
Yeah, I'm not very good at this either. Wasn't there a thread last night about 101 ways to say "nice a$$?"

 

We're gonna have you all messed up like learning a new golf swing.
"Head down, comfortable grip, eye on the ball, exhale..." will become
"Compliment, confidence, tell a joke, smile, do something chivalrous, don't talk about politics, don't mention Branson..."

 

It'll be hard not to talk politics. We both belong to the same political organization and this BBQ is a Presidential Debate watch party.

 

SicEm, you are actually on to something there...good jorb. Women were little girls once, and if they had a good father and male role model in their life, they likely have been complimented continuously since birth. Compliments are great, but they don't resonate like we think they would. What works pretty well is, listen but don't try to solve issues...suggest something that makes her say "yes", like would you help me _______? Women are naturally supportive and for some reason, assisting a d00d she is interested in acts like a small investment in any future friendship/relationship. Finally, if you really dig this chick, interact with her like you are already dating...pretend in your mind that she is your girlfriend and do things that seem assumptive. Not exactly "confidence", but it will come across to her as that for sure. Also, stare at those bewbs but don't flinch if you get caught...that's the sign of guilt. Hey, we are supposed to stare and she knows it.

We do have some wimmins on this board that should be able to chime in here...I am limited in what I can share as I have spent my life with a kickstand.

 

When she walks up (or vice versa) the first time, say something like "hey, nice to see you tonight" and look at her eyes. Not THOSE eyes, her REAL eyes. Make a mental note what color they are. (You've basically got 4 options: blue, brown, green, and gray.)

Personally, I'd skip a generic compliment like "you look great tonight" - the subtle implication is that on other nights she DOESN'T look great.

While she's responding notice if anything she's wearing matches OR contrasts with her eyes and say something like "hey, that top matches your eyes perfectly" or "your jacket really lights up your hair" - something like that.

If nothing else fall back on the humorous twist: "you look fantastic tonight... not that that's unusual or anything." You have to deliver that one right, though, with a half-smile so she knows that YOU know that was dumb and you said it anyway. If she's into you at all, that will get a laugh out of her.



After that you're on your own.

 

I'm ******.

 

Aw, man. What, did you resort to the "Hey, Steve! Boobs!" line with a thumbs-up gesture? That one never works.

 

Hah, no. This is an anticipatory "I'm ******." I won't see her until Tuesday or Wednesday(I forget which day the next debate is). I'll ask her then.

Actually, I'm thinking of just sending her a message on Facebook asking if she wants to get together or something.

 

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If you have any musical ability play this for her on your guitar.

 

"When I'm horny like thirsty, you're a bottle of water."

 

Seriously, stare at her cleavage all night long. It's the key to seeing what's under her shirt. :texan:

 

I like how everyone really thinks you met someone.

Good one, Sic Em!

 

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I was wondering when you would show up, PG!

 

Tell her you are a Master Debater and would like to show her your skillz.

 

I can't miss a fail-fest

 

Oh, and my grandpa says "you look nice this evening" worked great for him..