My First

...I found my first gray hair this morning. A little strand of gray in my beard symbolizing my impending doom. Ugh.

 

And ya still aint got laid yet,
Thats a shame

 

Dudes with gray hair that own a scooter are chick magnets. You still have that beat up Baylor hat? If so you are so in!

 

well this thread sure managed to disappoint...thanks for nuthin'

 

I know right!
I was hoping fer sompun like he started off on a 1000 mile journey on a Mo-Ped to see some young Girl that he hoped to Bed only to find out he went 800 miles in the wrong direction and a Real Biker kicked his asz and when he finally got there the chick just wanted him to be her Maid of honor at HER weddin and he drank a Zima to drown his sorrows and his Mo-ped got stolen.

Or sompun like that.

 

You left out the part where she stuck his cigar up his *****.

 

Thats another story LOL

 

dang....I thought it was going to be a fill in the blank~

 

Caspar the friendly pube... has a nice ring to it.

 

He was doomed way before this.......

 

I opened this thread thinking the title was "my fist."

I was disappointed Chuck Norris wasn't on the opposite side of the click.