Mullet Mascots=Death

I fear that if we don't change those damn mullet horse mascots that were introduced last year, bad luck will follow our football team once again...no mascot was so much better than those things

 

agreed. anyone in for starting a conspiracy?

 

A conspiracy would mean that it would be kept secret and I think that ship has sailed

I will sign a petition to get rid of them.

 

NEIGH-SAYERS! ALL OF YOU! (Nay...neigh...get it? Of course you do! Now start laughing or I'll kill your aunties!)
What? Time for my meds? Yes, Nurse Ratchett, right away.

LoyalF-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fan

 

Bring back a version of "Mex"!

 

They had a mascot contest last year (NU's and BU's represented the Big XII). If they had one for the worst mascot, ours would win hands down.

 

I refuse to even acknowledge them as our mascots.

 

If they want to keep them for the kids, then they need to figure out how to keep them off of TV and the papers.

 

How can you guys say this stuff?

Just look how the crowd reacts and interacts with them.

 

lord, that's just a sad, sad picture.

 

Dear Lord,

Please provide someone with the appropriate access, wisdom, foresight and courage to dump a can of oil-based paint on those #@$&#(@*&[email protected]( just prior to each kickoff.

 

THEY HAVE TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!

DOWN WITH THE PONY THINGIES!!!!!

 

Fixed.

 

by conspiracy i meant killing and guns and stuff, but keep that on the down low

BOOMER SOONER

 

I know someone on the inside....we get new ones...apparently those were for the kids but I'm pretty sure I saw a kid kick Boomer in the shin and run away last year....hilarious. I hope we get mascots that look like AD...now that's an idea.

 

Down with the horse-pigs! The sooner the better!!

 

Stoops is 68-11 without the horse pigs and 8-4 with them.

They gotta go.

 

It's not the mascots' fault, it's Bob Barry, SR's. The only time a team he has covered won the national championship was in 2000 when he announced he was retiring after that season and then backed out on that announcement. The football gods have been punishing OU ever since. So it is quite simple.....the next year that OU wins a national championship will be the year after Bob Barry announces and fulfills his promise to retire. :eddie:

 

I'd settle for just removing the sissy-looking eyelashes and maybe narrowing the pig snouts a bit. The mullets don't bother me, since the real Boomer and Sooner sport some fine waterfalls themselves.

Ugh... I just photochopped in a thinner snout and they look even more like pigs.

Looking through a Google search, it seems there is no such thing as a good horse costume. They all look pretty gay (NTTAWWT).



When you make a horse mascot look mean, you get the Denver mascot, who looks like an albino alligator:



Looks like a lost cause.

 

What was wrong with our chuck wagon?


That's all we really need.