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Mullet Mascots=Death

Discussion in 'Sooner Football' started by chbrew09, Jun 16, 2006.

  1. chbrew09

    chbrew09 New Member

    I fear that if we don't change those damn mullet horse mascots that were introduced last year, bad luck will follow our football team once again...no mascot was so much better than those things
  2. Snrfn4ever08

    Snrfn4ever08 New Member

    agreed. anyone in for starting a conspiracy?
  3. BoomerJack

    BoomerJack New Member

    A conspiracy would mean that it would be kept secret and I think that ship has sailed;)

    I will sign a petition to get rid of them.
  4. LoyalFan

    LoyalFan New Member

    NEIGH-SAYERS! ALL OF YOU! (Nay...neigh...get it? Of course you do! Now start laughing or I'll kill your aunties!)
    What? Time for my meds? Yes, Nurse Ratchett, right away.

  5. SoonersEnFuego

    SoonersEnFuego Well-Known Member

    Bring back a version of "Mex"!
  6. Texas Golfer

    Texas Golfer SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    They had a mascot contest last year (NU's and BU's represented the Big XII). If they had one for the worst mascot, ours would win hands down.
  7. OUstud

    OUstud New Member

    I refuse to even acknowledge them as our mascots.
  8. BajaOklahoma

    BajaOklahoma SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    If they want to keep them for the kids, then they need to figure out how to keep them off of TV and the papers.
  9. StoopTroup

    StoopTroup New Member

    How can you guys say this stuff?

    Just look how the crowd reacts and interacts with them. ;)

  10. fadada1

    fadada1 SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    lord, that's just a sad, sad picture.
    StoopTroup likes this.
  11. BigUgly

    BigUgly New Member

    Dear Lord,

    Please provide someone with the appropriate access, wisdom, foresight and courage to dump a can of oil-based paint on those #@$&#(@*&[email protected]( just prior to each kickoff.
  12. boomersooner28

    boomersooner28 SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    THEY HAVE TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!

    DOWN WITH THE PONY THINGIES!!!!! :mad: :mad:
  13. MiccoMacey

    MiccoMacey Well-Known Member

    Fixed. :D
  14. Snrfn4ever08

    Snrfn4ever08 New Member

    by conspiracy i meant killing and guns and stuff, but keep that on the down low

  15. Chi Gamma Blackness

    Chi Gamma Blackness New Member

    I know someone on the inside....we get new ones...apparently those were for the kids but I'm pretty sure I saw a kid kick Boomer in the shin and run away last year....hilarious. I hope we get mascots that look like AD...now that's an idea.
  16. mikeelikee

    mikeelikee New Member

    Down with the horse-pigs! The sooner the better!!
  17. SoonerBorn68

    SoonerBorn68 SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Stoops is 68-11 without the horse pigs and 8-4 with them.

    They gotta go.
  18. FaninAma

    FaninAma SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    It's not the mascots' fault, it's Bob Barry, SR's. The only time a team he has covered won the national championship was in 2000 when he announced he was retiring after that season and then backed out on that announcement. The football gods have been punishing OU ever since. So it is quite simple.....the next year that OU wins a national championship will be the year after Bob Barry announces and fulfills his promise to retire. :eddie:
  19. Landthief 1972

    Landthief 1972 New Member

    I'd settle for just removing the sissy-looking eyelashes and maybe narrowing the pig snouts a bit. The mullets don't bother me, since the real Boomer and Sooner sport some fine waterfalls themselves.

    Ugh... I just photochopped in a thinner snout and they look even more like pigs.

    Looking through a Google search, it seems there is no such thing as a good horse costume. They all look pretty gay (NTTAWWT).


    When you make a horse mascot look mean, you get the Denver mascot, who looks like an albino alligator:


    Looks like a lost cause.
  20. Jason White's Third Knee

    Jason White's Third Knee SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    What was wrong with our chuck wagon?

    That's all we really need.

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