"Eddie, if I woke up in the morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldnt be more surprised than I am right now"
"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ***. Kiss his ***. Kiss your ***. Happy Hanukkah."
They're all hilarious in a juvenile way but Vegas is third behind Original and Christmas. It does beat out European for me.