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Great Quote About VY

Discussion in 'Sooner Football' started by LifelongSooner, Jan 7, 2006.

  1. BASSooner

    BASSooner New Member

    yeah I remember when he talked in the all american game last year. Wow.
  2. MojoRisen

    MojoRisen New Member

    He isn't Dumb- he is just very usssed to talking the BLING Bling and was very happy he didnt say MOFO on national tv and shaaaaaat.

    It is all good.

    Young goes pro****
  3. Texas Golfer

    Texas Golfer SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Vinny's stock will get no higher than it is right now. He'd be a fool not to declare himself available next week. I just hope his verbal skills leave no doubt to that.
  4. Doged

    Doged New Member

    Watching the VY press conference.....

    Texans Owner Bob McNair: What'd he say? Could you make it out? Is he declaring for the draft or not?!?

    Texans GM Charley Casserly: I don't know, dammit! What the hell does "maruga half arma loodie snabs" mean?

    McNair: Huh? I thought he said his mother has a load of crabs! Rewind, rewind!

    Casserly: It still sounds the same! Maruga half arma! Can we call the UT sports office and get a translation, maybe?

    McNair: Ahhh! He must be staying in college.. look there! Mack Brown is clapping, dammit!

    Casserly: No, no calm down. Mack always claps like that. Drives his wife nuts when they're doin' the dirty.

    McNair: Oh. Well call ESPN then! They'll know.

    Casserly: Hello, Mark May please. Thank you... Mark? Mark May? This is Charley.. Charley Casserly with the Texans....Huh? No, no I'm not a soccer player. The Texans are a pro football team here in Houston, Mark, and I'm the GM... yes, that's right... no, no the Oilers aren't here anymore... no, I'm sorry, but Bum Phillips isn't here anymore either... Listen Mark, if I may cut in for a moment... you were at the Vince Young pre...yes, yes he did play well.. umm... Godly may be a bit strong, but okay... yes we need to know, Mark, did Vince declare for the draft or not? What did he say?.. I see.. yes.. yes, I see. Well thank you, Mark.

    McNair: What! What's the word?

    Casserly: They don't know either, but they're going to print that he said he's staying for his senior year because they're already half finished writing next season's "greatest team ever" articles.

    McNair: Huh? I thought USC was the greatest team ever?

    Casserly: No, no, that was this year, Bob. There's a new greatest team ever every year, see. The latest is always the best.

    McNair: Oh, I see. Well that's convenient, at least. So what now?

    Casserly: I say screw 'im. Let's keep Carr and draft Reggie Bush.

    McNair: Isn't he a little busy with the whole President gig to be coming here to play football?

    Casserly: No, that's George Bush, Reggie's uncle.

    McNair: Oh okay then. Well, you do what's best. Keep me informed, Charley. Oh, and let's get someone on staff that can translate this new language. I heard the college coach's are still wondering where half the kids from the Army All-American game are going. They tried making them put on hats to show what they picked but the kids kept getting confused and picking up the wrong hat....

    (I'm gonna' feel kinda' bad if it turns out Vince really has a speech impairment lol)
  5. AustinTXHorn

    AustinTXHorn 'Spek, out.

    It's the accent. That, and I think he was nervous. He ended up with around a 3.0 in his first semester at UT, so he's definitely not dumb.
  6. tennsooner

    tennsooner New Member

    There........fixed it for ya:D :D
  7. GDC

    GDC New Member

  8. bluedogok

    bluedogok SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Hopefully his church needs a new building......

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