We had a patient (when I was a burn tech years ago) that oozed poop out of his scrotum. No lie. Unfortunately, I had to change the dressings on that. Fortunately, I wasn't him.
Just so you know, the chances of you getting a serious response on the South Oval is about the same as Doleo ever fathering a child.
He had some sort of abdominal surgical procedure that got infected and led to a fistula forming between the scrotum and his bowel. Infection can do some funky things.