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Discussion in 'The Sports Book' started by GottaHavePride, Feb 21, 2007.


  1. GottaHavePride

    GottaHavePride Brewmaster

    Ok, here's how it works: a professional orchestra audition is like the worst possible combination of March Madness and American Idol, except there are no cameras, and no one's doing anything to be funny or attract viewers.

    Round 1: 95 trombonists show up. Maybe 10 make it out of this round, sometimes as few as three or four. This round is blind - the judges don't see who's auditioning, they're going totaly on sound.

    Round 2: This round is optional - if 8 or 10 people make it through round one they'll hold a second round to cut down to three or four. This would also most likely be a blind round.

    Final Round: This round they pull down the curtains and put the last few people through their paces. Sometimes they'll make you play with the rest of the orchestra's trombone section to see if you can keep up. Last one standing gets the job (not literally, but you get the idea).

    OK - how far do you think I make it?
     
  2. GottaHavePride

    GottaHavePride Brewmaster

    Oh, for your betting information:

    In the final round, they name a winner and runner-up (that person would take the job if he winner declines it for some reason). No other places are announced.

    This is my eleventh professional audition. The last audition I went to I made it to the final round (one of four guys to get that far) but I was not the winner or runner-up. That was almost a year ago.
     
  3. Frozen Sooner

    Frozen Sooner Soon to be Memphibian

    Screw it. I got faith in ya, bro!
     
  4. yermom

    yermom Stayatworkdad

    sorry, not betting my precious vCash on this ;)

    good luck though man
     
  5. GottaHavePride

    GottaHavePride Brewmaster

    Heh. Plus you stand to make 25,000 if I win it. ;)

    EDIT: although it's guaranteed that one of the options will pay out - it's just a matter of which one.
     
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  6. yermom

    yermom Stayatworkdad

    wait, with that wording, if you get the job, that should pay options 2 and 4, right?
     
  7. GottaHavePride

    GottaHavePride Brewmaster

    Hang on, I'll clarify it.

    OK, there.
     
  8. yermom

    yermom Stayatworkdad

    dammit, i was going to give you some action on that one :D
     
  9. GottaHavePride

    GottaHavePride Brewmaster

  10. soonerboomer93

    soonerboomer93 Dirty bastard

    ah heck, it's just vCash

    i'm pulling for you GHP
     
  11. Beef

    Beef SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Be the ball, GHP.
     
  12. leavingthezoo

    leavingthezoo my post count betrays me

    considering i lose all my bets, i bet against you in the first round. you're golden. this should guarentee you own the whole thing. you're welcome.
     
  13. GottaHavePride

    GottaHavePride Brewmaster

    Heh. Thanks, zoo. ;)
     
  14. Boomer.....

    Boomer..... .....Sooner!

    Good luck!
     
  15. NormanPride

    NormanPride SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    If you get this job, will you still make tailgates? :D
     
  16. olevetonahill

    olevetonahill Well-Known Member

    Im down for all the way Bro . Now make us proud .
     
  17. GottaHavePride

    GottaHavePride Brewmaster

    Heh. Doubtful. ;)
     
  18. soonerboomer93

    soonerboomer93 Dirty bastard

    You should try out for the Seoul Philharmonic :D
     
  19. GottaHavePride

    GottaHavePride Brewmaster

    Heh. I think they actually had an opening last summer. The audition was even in NYC - I didn't go because I think if I'm going to leave the country for a job I'd probably head for Europe first. ;)
     
  20. GottaHavePride

    GottaHavePride Brewmaster

    Hell - confidence is everything, right? ;)
     

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