doleo vs. bri - 1 on 1

Okay, sports fans, the first annual Stanely1 Memorial One-On-One Soonerfans Championship will be decided in a secret location tomorrow evening at 5. You can't watch, but you CAN bet on which of these SF titans will emerge as the victor...

 

The fact that this is taking place in a secret location scares me into thinking its rigged.

 

I'm all in on Bri. Don't let me down.

 

It's not really a "secret" location as a "secured" one.

 

doleo talks a lot so he HAS to be really good...right?

Plus, I saw bri get whupped by Fan's daughter, so doleo HAS to win...right?

'Cause...see...if doleo doesn't win, that means he got beat by a guy who got beat by a teenage girl.

 

And the sad thing is...I was actually sorta in decent shape back then. I haven't shot regularly since the golden days of the original Fat Jihad, and my mechanics are GONE.

 

Hey now...cut out that insider info...you will be in Marth Stewart Prison!

 

Damn, I hear it's hard to get out of Martha Stewart Prison. Bitch does some SERIOUS kegels.

 

bri- you know you have my vHeart, but doleo has my vConfidence. (but only 100 vbucks worth) heh

 

I'd expect nothing less from you, vWoman.

 

Seriously this isn't hard...Stanley1 can beat Chris Paul...Stanley1 is scared of Dolemite!!! Do the math!!

 

I thought he could beat Courtney Paris. Damn, I'm confused.

 

He keeps getting better, his legend is growing!

 

I feel like I should apologize in advance for all the vCash you guys are gonna lose when doleo pwnz me tomorrow. I mean, there's a REASON I'm such a heavy underdog!

 

Who is videoing this????

 

Doleo's not a mod. I think you see where I'm going with this.

 

:texan: CORRUPTION!

 

No reason to apologize to me....

Unless you hurt him and then win by default.

op:

 

$v9 on Doleo...bigbucksnowhammies!!!

 

I gots to get paid.